I don’t watch American Idol…I’m not sure why I feel I need to announce that. Anyhow, even I know that Clay Aiken gained his fame by coming in second on the hit competition show, and went on to sell millions of albums right off that bat. However, since his early success, Clay hasn’t been the star his management had hoped he’d be, and it seems he has gone under the knife to improve his image. For starters, he appears to have had his ears, once popping out of the sides of his head like satellite dishes, pinned back (otoplasty). He also appears to have had a blepharoplasty (eyelid surgery) making his eyes seem wider, and less…uhhhh…creepy. It’s entirely possible that he also had his chin restructured or implanted and cheek implants, although this could just be a result of him putting on weight. Either way, I’m not a fan of his music, or his new look, or his old look, or pants, they’re so restricting.