A few months back, everyone was up in arms when news came out that semi-famous actor Doug Hutchison, who is 51 years old, had married his 16 year old girlfriend Courtney Stodden. Everyone freaked out even more when they got a look at the aspiring teenage “singer/actress” (Why the quotes? Look up some of her work and then try to call her either one without doing air quotes) and her very mature looks. Immediately, rumors began to fly around tabloids that, as Hutchison put it, “… she’s a Barbie doll, fake boobs, fake lips, fake nose, fake hair…” Of course, these accusations led to plastic surgeons taking a look at the young bride, and almost all of them came to the same conclusion: She’s for real. She may seem like a crazy person (or more accurately, a teenager trying to act like a sultry grown-up), but it appears that she was just…well Hutchison put it best when he said, “…God was her only plastic surgeon.”  So she’s real, but is their marriage? Wait, we don’t care ’cause we’re a plastic surgery site…phew, dodged a bullet there; almost had to be topical.