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Lindsay Lohan Showed Up At The Kardashian Wedding…So Did Her Boobs

Unable to spend more than five seconds out of the spotlight, Lindsay Lohan and her big fake breasts popped up at Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries wedding this past weekend. Yes, she was an invited guest, but America’s favorite jail-time avoiding formerly promising actress turned complete waste of life still found a way to leave a bad impression by wearing a white dress. Yup, she committed the cardinal sin of wedding attendance by wearing white (that’s the bride’s job); she also was showing a serious amount of cleavage. Did we mention her revealing white dress looked a little bit uhhhhhh…shall we say…bridal? Anyways, as per usual with Lohan, the main attractions of her whole ensemble were here aforementioned fake breasts. She always tries to deny that she’s had a breast augmentation, but it’s clear when you look at older pictures that she’s gone under the knife (by some estimates, twice). Nobody goes from a B-cup to a large D-cup in the matter of a year. Take a look folks, and see what all the hoopla is about.

 

Lindsay Lohan Before and After Trout Pout Lips

Lilo Before

 

We all know, nowadays, that female stars and starlets (and a few of the males of the star species as well… See Sylvester Stallone) have gotten or are getting lip injections to plump them up. It is understandable and, sometimes works out well. Others, not so much. And when that happens, the star is inevitably referred to as getting a *Trout Pout*.

 

Trout Pout

 

In the case of LiLo, she has what I like to refer to as a *Sucker Pucker*. Have you seen those sucker fish that are always mouth glued to the side of aquariums? That’s what she reminds me of. Just dip her lips into some water, slap her face on the side of a fish tank and she can stay there forever!

 

 

None the less, I think her *Sucker Pucker* has worked out well. It doesn’t look over plumped, like in the case of Nadia Suleman (the Octomom), where her lips look literally turned inside out. Has anyone seen the video of her kissing one of her babies? I was fearful she would suck his cheek right off!

 

 

Back to Linds. I don’t believe she ended up with the Trout Pout because the plastic surgeon placed the injections closer to the bottom of her upper lip instead of injecting at the top or side. I also think she made a good more by not overinflating her bottom lip as well. Her lips truly set a good balance and have brought out a lot of her facial features well.

Now, if we can only get to her and make sure she doesn’t get too many *touch ups* and end up with Vuvuzela Lips.