We’ve got to say folks, we’re shocked that it took us this long to talk about Victoria Beckham’s breasts; they’re like bad-plastic surgery royalty…well they were, she got rid of them. Her breast augmentation, which she got right around the end of her run as one of the Spice Girls and near the beginning of her time with David Beckham, left her chest with an extreme case of “stapled on boob syndrome”. This was the result of her plastic surgeon putting in an implant that was both way too big for her breast pocket, and way bigger than the A-cup she naturally had, leading to her having a bustline that stuck out at an unnatural angle. For years, Victoria became the subject of “worst plastic surgery” articles, until recently, she finally gave in and got her bad implants removed, going back to her natural look, and vowing to never get plastic surgery again. To be honest, we don’t believe her, and with her recent marital troubles, we think it’s only a matter of time before she gets more work done.