“I had lusted after bigger boobs for years, and then they almost killed me.”. No folks, that’s not the tag line for a horror-themed adult movie about a pair of breast implants getting a mind of its own and going after someone; it’s an unfortunately true statement from Tabatha’s Salon Takeover star Tabatha Coffey about her bothced plastic surgery. In her book It’s Not Really About The Hair, she describes an ordeal in which her implants were rejected by her body and almost caused her to bleed out and die! She says that now she’s left with a bunch of scar tissue above her right breast (you can see it in the picture of her below in a shoulderless gown), that she wants to serve as an example to young ladies of what not to do, and that she’s happy with what god gave her. However, the other picture we have below makes it look like she either reconsidered her stance on plastic surgery, or that she bought the greatest bra ever. We can’t tell folks, so decide for yourselves, but we’re really glad she survived her ordeal and that she’s still around to entertain us.

UPDATE: We got fooled, our photoshop goggles weren’t working when we found the above picture. Thanks to those who pointed out  our mistake. Looks like Tabatha is maintaining her anti-implant stance.