There’s something funny about a guy who has made a big part of his living by dropping the poo-flavored hammer on other people’s dreams needing a plastic surgeon’s help to look his best. You’d think that Simon Cowell, formerly of American Idol and current kingpin of The X-Factor, would be confident enough in his appearance and standing to let himself age gracefully, but you’d be wrong. It looks like Cowell recently went a bit overboard with Botox injections, as he’s developed a very smooth forehead and a legitimate case of “frozen face” (his facial features don’t move), but wait folks, there’s more. There’s also rumors, rumors we think might be true, that Simon Cowell has gotten a breast augmentation, or a “man-boob job”, or a “moob-job” as we prefer to call it. The rumors persist because of how sculpted his chest looks, despite him being in otherwise unimpressive shape; so it looks like he has small implants and/or he got his chest surgically sculpted. Oh rich people, you never cease to amaze us.