It’s official: plastic surgery saves lives! Okay, it probably doesn’t, but don’t tell Shayla Hershey that. The former owner of the world’s largest breast implants (she had double-Ms until she got a staph infection and had them removed in favor of still huge triple-Ks) claims that her silicone chest-cushions saved her from taking any major damage when she slammed her car into a tree on Super Bowl Sunday. She says that although her car’s airbags failed to deploy, her internal airbags held up and absorbed most of the accident’s impact. She was arrested for DUI after the accident (she was under the influence of the painkillers she takes for the backaches that she gets from her massive breasts), but plans on getting bumped back up to a double-M once she resolves the charges. It may sound crazy to get implants that big, but now that she thinks they saved her life, there’s going to be no talking her out of going bigger again.