Robert Pattinson before and after plastic surgery

One of the worst things about the popularity of all the recent vampire craze is that I can’t turn anywhere without seeing Robert Pattinson. He’s always looking at me with his creepy stare and all too perfect features…wait, all too perfect? Sounds like…yup, Pattinson has had some work done. It appears that the world’s most non-threatening blood sucker had surgery on both his nose (rhinoplasty to correct what appears to have been a pretty crooked snot box), and his chin (possible implants to make him look more masculine). The result? I think he still looks creepy and kinda of like he just had a stroke, but millions of women can’t be wrong…except about Grey’s Anatomy, and driving, and everything. Zing! Rim shot! Thank you and good night!

Robert-Pattinson before and after nose job