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Judging the Ex-American Idol Judge

Paula Abdul, America’s favorite 80s pop-star turned American Idol judge, turned annoying diva, turned judge on Simon Cowell’s The X-Factor, has long been the subject of plastic surgery rumors. For years, tabloids have claimed that she’s had a breast augmentation, a brow lift, and a nose job (rhinoplasty). However, they seem to be only partially correct; the boob job and the nose job seem almost definite, but the brow lift might be a bit of a stretch. Two out of three ain’t bad, right? It’s gets you to the next round on Idol and X-Factor For proof of her breast augmentation, we need to look at pictures of her when she first entered the public eye; notice the difference in the size and fullness of her breasts in the older pics, and how much larger they looked just a few years later. More damning evidence can be seen a more recent photo of her, where her breasts have the sag and awkward shape of old breast implants. Next up, we have her nose, which pictures from her high school year book make pretty cut and dry. It’s simple folks, as a teen her nose was fat and wide, as an adult it’s small and thin; all signs point to nose job. The brow lift is a bit more complicated to make a call on, but after looking closely, we can pretty confidently say that the difference in her eyes (they seem a bit wider now), had more to do with make-up and maybe Bottox in her forehead than anything else. Of course, we could be wrong, and she could just naturally have a shrinking nose and really strange breasts. Man, when you say it like that, it makes us hope we’re right.