Fresh off the cancellation of her latest ultra-annoying reality show, The World According To Paris, we bring you a report that’s long overdue. A report on the plastic surgeries of Paris Hilton; the original obnoxious rich girl, the original sex tape, the original “Most Annoying Person In The World”, and of course, the original plastic surgery celebutante. Paris seems to have started at a young age, getting her first nose job (a rhinoplasty that thinned out her nose, but left it still kind of “hooked”) around her 18^th birthday, and her second in her early twenties (which gave her the current, ultra-thin nose she has today).

It was between her first and second nose jobs that she started using some sort of injectable filler (probably Restylane) on her lips to give them a more pouty look. Since then, her lips have been all over the board; from too thin, to too plump, to somewhere in the middle (where we guess she wants them to be). Finally, we have her chest, of which she used to speak with pride; saying that breast implants were trashy and she would never get them.

Well, when your self image is based on how much attention you get, all it takes is a couple of other party girls with large breasts whose names rhyme with Lohan and Kardashian (wait, I think I did that wrong…nope, that’s fine) to make you change your mind and go under th knife. Paris’ breast implants took her from a small A-cup to what looks like a C-cup, and she’s been more than happy to show off what she once looked down on. So that about sums it up folks, where do you guys think she’ll go from here? Will she fade into obscurity? Start a Simple Life reunion tour? Or go overboard with plastic surgery to regain her fame? Only time will tell folks, stay tuned.