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What’s that you say former Playboy Playmate Jenny McCarthy? You get regular Botox injections? No way! It’s not like your forehead is way too smooth for a woman born in the early 1970s, or you’ve already had a bunch of work done. Your admittance that you get your forehead stuck with a needle on a consistent basis is a complete and total shock to us all. Okay, all snarky-ness aside, it’s really not surprising that Jenny McCarthy really enjoys getting anti-wrinkle treatments; she’s a professional pretty-girl, it’s basically part of her job to do what needs to be done to stay looking her best. We’re not going to be too hard on her, because despite being a tad on the self-absorbed side, she seems like a pretty cool lady, and she really looks great for her age. So assuming that she doesn’t end up going overboard with her efforts to stay young, she’s alright by us.
Damn Laura Ingalls, you’ve really come a long way since you lived on the prairie, and by “long way” we mean “had a lot of plastic surgery”. Melissa Gilbert, who gained her fame starring as the youngest daughter on Little House on the Prairie, now finds herself competing on Dancing With The Stars, and has apparently found herself in the surgeons office quite a few times. From the looks of it, Gilbert has had a ton of Botox and Restylane injected into her face; just look at her super-smooth skin and overly plumped up lips. Gilbert is 47 years old, and she should have some wrinkles and be showing some thinning in her lips, but instead she wrinkle-free and has huge lips. It also appears that her nose has significantly changed since her younger days. Going from a thinner nose to a moe bulbous one, it would appear that Melissa has had a nose job (rhinoplasty) that maybe didn’t go exactly as planned. She definitely doesn’t look bad for her age, but she for sure looks really fake.
Okay, for those of you lucky enough to have no idea who Shauna Sand is, we’ll give you a quick rundown and forever taint you with knowledge of the existence of this plastic mess of a person. She was a Playboy Playmate, then she married Lorenzo Lamas (the guy from Falcon Crest and Renegade), then she was an “actress” (always in bit parts that involved showing some skin), and then…okay, that’s it…oh yeah, she had a sex-tape. Before she was famous, Sand definitely had a breast augmentation to attain her large chest, and possibly had a nose job (rhinoplasty) to give her nose its pinched look. After she was famous, she became a plastic surgery nightmare who seems to have had another boob job, maybe another nose job, a ton of Restylane injected into her lips, a ton of Botox injected in her face, and most likely a tummy tuck or liposuction. All of this work has resulted in woman who looks like she’s been through the ringer, whose breasts are too big and stretched, and whose skin looks like a mess. It’s a shame, because she started out as a very pretty girl, but plastic surgery sometimes takes over.
Academy Award winner Goldie Hawn spent an inordinate amount of time near the top of the list when it comes to “most beautiful and talented people in Hollywood”. Then she kind of fell off the radar, taking a backseat to the successful careers of her boyfriend Kurt Russell and daughter Kate Hudson. However, recent photos show that Goldie’s still got it; albeit with the help of a little plastic surgery. The Overboard and Cactus Flower star seems to have had fat grafted into her cheeks, leading to their puffy appearance. She’s also had Botox and/or Restylane injections all over her face, using the popular treatment to smooth out all of her wrinkles. She’s clearly had a ton of work done, but she still somehow looks good, drawing comparisons to her famously gorgeous daughter, and still looking the part of Hollywood power-couple when alongside the brilliantly aging Kurt Russell. She’s got to stop having work done eventually, but at 66, how much more plastic surgery could she even want?
Okay, so it shouldn’t come as a shocker that The X-Factor and American Idol‘s Simon Cowell is a huge man-diva. After-all, the guy has spent the better part of his career cat-ily insulting people as the producer of and one of the judges on his popular talent competitions. It also isn’t any big news that Cowell has had plastic surgery (a man-boob job apparently) and that he likes to get Botox injections. However, even we were pretty surprised when we found out that the reality star and music mogul insists upon having six Botox injections per month in order to keep him looking young. The skin-smoother addiction is being revealed by his former assistant in an upcoming tell-all book; the same book claims that Cowell has his teeth capped and dyes his hair. Okay, we know that Botox isn’t really a big deal these days, but six injections per month? How bad is his skin? If he stopped getting the treatments would he actually melt? No one is that wrinkly Simon, so give it a rest.
 They say everything is bigger in Texas, but it looks like Essex is giving it a run for its money; look no further than Lauren Pope and Chloe Sims for proof. The two stars of The Only Way Is Essex, or TOWIE as they call it in the UK, recently both got some larger parts via plastic surgery, and they recently showed them off together. Pope had a health scare when she found out that she had PIP implants (they have a higher rupture rate), so she got them replaced and upsized to a DD cup in the process. Sims on the other hand was perfectly happy with her EE breast implants, but was unhappy with her posterior size. She remedied this by getting a Brazilian butt lift, a surgery where fat from other parts of the body is injected and sculpted into the butt-parts (that’s a medical term folks). They both seemed happy with the results of their surgeries and were more than happy to put them on display. Britain may have lost the Revolution, but they’re starting to turn the tide in the battle for celebrity plastic surgery dominance.
Plastic surgery and The Real Housewives of Orange County go together like peanut butter and jelly; although, the Real Housewives tend to leave us with a bad taste in our mouths while peanut butter and jelly is a delicious treat. With that said, it’s in no way surprising that Tamra Barney has had work done; we’re not sure how much, but we know that it’s happened. For starters, we have to be honest and admit that other than some Botox injections, we can’t figure out what she’s had done to her face. Rumor has it that she ‘s had a nose job (rhinoplasty), but we’re not sure enough about it to comment. Secondly, she’s had a breast reduction; removing the implants she once had, in favor or her natural smaller breasts. She actually looks a lot better without the implants, which looked very fake and were a bit too big for her frame. Regardless of how much work she’s had done so far, we can only assume that she’ll end up with more in the future; she wouldn’t be a reality star if she didn’t.
Jennifer Aniston is all about having work done. The star of Wanderlust and Horrible Bosses has already admitted that she doesn’t mind getting Botox injections, and she very clearly has had multiple nose jobs in her past. Well now, the Friends star is into a new cosmetic procedure: laser chemical peels. On a recent appearnce on Conan, Aniston admitted that she’s gone under the laser on more than one occasion; getting the procedure, which causes some really gross skin peeling during the healing process, in order to look younger and more vibrant. Okay, we’re sure of it now folks, Jennifer Aniston is going to end up a plastic surgery queen when she gets a little older. She’s already had extensive work done, and she keeps getting things done to maintain her looks; it’s only a matter of time before she gives in and starts up with the face lifts and breast augmentations.
In what seems to be a new trend, another high-profile hottie has gotten her breast implants removed, and she couldn’t be happier about it. Former Miss England and Miss Great Britain Danielle Lloyd had gone from an AA-cup to a DD-cup over the course of her glamor-modeling career, but a ruptured implant almost killed her and forced her to have her breast augmentation reversed. At first, the Nuts and Zoo cover-girl missed her implants and was planning on getting them back, but after some time, she’s decided that she’s actually more comfortable and confident with her original parts. She now wishes that she would’ve waited until she was older to make a decision regarding plastic surgery, as she believes she wouldn’t have gotten her boobs done and would’ve opted to stick with her natural breasts. As she prepares for her wedding to UK football star Jamie O’Hara, she’s definitely going to save some money on dress material.
What’s the best way to get your figure back after having eight kids at once? Well, it’s plastic surgery of course! Nadya Suleman, better known to the public as ‘Octomom’ because of her ability to have a giant womb and produce a litter of children, has always credited hard work in the gym for recovering her pre-baby body after having a total of thirteen babies. However, her coin-slot-esque belly button looks like it’s the result of plastic surgery; more specifically liposuction and maybe a tummy tuck. We can’t really hate on her for having plastic surgery to get her body back…oh wait, yes we can. She has thirteen kids! What is she thinking? She has thirteen college fund, thirteen sets of braces, thirteen cell phones, and thirteen everything elses to worry about, not her stomach; which still looks pretty bad by the way. This lady needs to get her priorities straight, or at least get a better plastic surgeon.
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