Muammar Gaddafi struck fear in hearts of Americans in the 1980s with his threats on Ronald Reagan and his ability to be a crazed war monger while wearing ridiculously large hats. The Libyan Dictator pissed off the US Government so much that they banned travel to his country and ceased the importing of oil from it. Basically, he was an ACME rocket and a mountain fortress away from being a cartoon super villain. In this grand tradition, reports have come out recently that he stopped his own plastic surgery, which he was doing under local anesthesia (IE, he was awake) to eat a burger. Yup, while having fat sucked out of his hip and injected into his face (this results in a smoother look , kind of like botox) , and getting a hair transplant, Muammar (I wish Kennedy had been alive to Boston Butcher the pronunciation of his name, “MOE-MAHHH!”) got hungry. So he did what any normal insane person would do, and had his surgery halted while he and everyone in the room had a snack. This surgery was way back in ’95 tho, so his appearance as of late has been haggard, but for a time, he was the handsomest dictator on the block, and that’s saying something, considering it was back before Saddam Hussein got “Too busy for the gym”.





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