Well folks, Miss Universe 2011 was crowned last night…and no one really cared. The 2011 Miss Universe is Ms. Angola Leila Lopes; Miss Ukraine Olesia Stefanko came in second, Priscilia Machado of Brazil came in third, and Ms. Philippines came in fourth and apparently wasn’t important enough to have her name mentioned in any of the reviews we read. Since we don’t think a lot of you watched it, we will make it simple and just answer the question you all would have wanted to know: Did the contestants have work done? Well, it looks like the winner, Ms. Angola, is all natural, as is Ms. Philippines; but Ms. Ukraine and Ms. Brazil appear to have gone under the knife of a plastic surgeon. Ukraine appears to have a nose too perfect to not be the result of rhinoplasty, and Brazil’s chest has the look, shape, and hang of fake breasts. So that’s two out of four, which is strangely probably still less than Ms. America, and is definitely less than Ms. New Jersey.