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Plastic Patient of the Year: Megan Fox

2011was quite a year folks; The NBA went on strike, Kim Jong Il died, and a few hipsters who couldn’t find jobs went down to Wall Street and started one of the closest things the U.S. Has seen to a revolution since dude wore triangle-hats. Also, Megan Fox popped up a lot on Celebrity Plastic Surgery. Already coming into the year with plastic surgery resume so nice we talked about it twice, Fox made news when she denied receiving Botox, then maybe got more Botox, and when she got her semi-dumb tattoo removed. Now we’re sure there’s someone who has gotten more plastic surgery in the calendar year, but this is our first Patient of the Year Award, so consider it a lifetime achievement award for a woman who was blessed with near perfect looks, and has decided to steadily ruin them by going under the knife. Granted, she’s still very good looking, but she’s on the road to ruin; congrats on your award Megan…we guess?

 

 

Megan Fox Get More Botox? We Don’t Think So

Botox? Or Bloating?

We’ve told you in the past about Megan Fox’s experiences with plastic surgery…and her other experiences with plastic surgery…and her rumors of Botox usage, but this time we are on her side folks. Recent photos snapped of the Transformers and Friends with Kids star showed her with fuller cheekbones and a puffy face overall. Most people are jumping straight on the Botox-bandwagon, but we’re not going to buy it this time folks. It looks more to us like she’s just putting on some weight; look at the picture where her face allegedly looks Botoxed and realize that her arms also appear to have put on some weight. Basically folks, sometimes people put on weight and sometimes women get a little bloated, it’s not always the work of a plastic surgeon. Also, just to be clear, we definitely think she’s had a ton of work done, we just don’t think she did this time…we think.

Megan Fox Removing Marilyn Monroe Tattoo

Megan Fox was recently photographed with her Marilyn Monroe tattoo looking as if it were fading away. When asked about it Fox said, “I’m removing it. It is a negative character, as she suffered from personality disorders and was bipolar. I do not want to attract this kind of negative energy in my life.” Fox is a big fan of Marilyn Monroe and sees some similarities between herself and Monroe. She went on to say “I basically read every book ever written about Marilyn Monroe,” I could end up like that because I constantly struggle with the idea that I think I’m a borderline personality – or that I have bouts of mild schizophrenia. I definitely think I have some kind of mental problem and I haven’t pinpointed what it is.” So I guess Megan is saying she is nutso.

In the picture above you can clearly see Megan has already undergone several laser treatments to remove the tattoo. It typically takes anywhere from 5-7 treatments to fully remove a tattoo. 

So why did she get the tattoo in the first place you might ask. Well Fox has been quoted as saying “I really admire Marilyn Monroe, but I would never try to emulate her. I got the tattoo as a warning. It warns me not to let myself be treated so badly by the film industry so that it breaks me down.” Megan has no problems changing something on her body if she doesn’t like it. When asked if there was anything about her looks she didn’t like, Fox replied, “Of course, I have a lot of flaws. But I do not tell them, ever.” Our guess there is at least one other person besides Fox that knows the real truth, and that’s her plastic surgeon.



Megan Fox Proves She Doesn’t Have Botox…And That She Can Make Faces

How far do you have to go to prove you didn’t have Botox!? (cue up dramatic “Dun Dun Duuuuunnnnn!” music) Oh, apparently, not very far (sad trombone), and Transformers:Dark of the Moon cast-off Megan Fox did just that recently when she took to facebook to defend herself against injection allegations. After recent red carpet appearances in which she looked a bit like her own wax museum double, rumors were swirling that the 25 year old actress had finally succumbed to the Botox bug (she’s already had plenty of plastic surgery (before and after), which she also denies). However, an album posted on her Facebook page entitled “Things You Can’t Do With Your Face When You Have Botox” sought to prove that these rumors were untrue. To do so, she made a series of expressions to prove that her forehead muscles had not done the Botox freeze. She showcased such classics as “frown”, and “surprised”, but really tore the house down with “worried”. All in all, her performance was believable, and definitely better than Jonah Hex. Nice try, but guess what we know about Botox? Its temporary. She probably took these photos as her last round of injections wore off. She was probably stunned herself to see what her face was like without the face-paralyzing drug. Then, just after these photos, she proceeded to head back to the office of Dr. Fixit for more injections.

Megan Fox Before and After Plastic Disaster Part 2



Megan Megan, what did you do? I can see a nose job, chin and Botox are definitely on your plate. Your mouth has gotten a LOT fuller, you’ve gotten breast implants and a lift, and it looks like you have been airbrushed to death. You went from a natural beauty to just another *starlet* who has overdone it with plastic surgery (see Heidi Montag).

Here the nose work is most obvious


And the 2 pictures above conclude the horrible saga for me. Here, what once was gold has been rendered ordinary. The rest of the “work” I am not concerned about one way or another but the chin and more so the cheeks have delivered a fatal blow to her looks. She has crossed the border into the badlands of plastic surgery and there may not be a road home. I can no longer say that I find this face attractive.

Now that she looks *just like everyone else* she’ll have to rely on her talent for jobs. When has she last worked anyway? Hmmmmmmmmmm.

What will we see after the next round?

Future Megan?

Megan Fox Before and After Plastic Disaster Part 1

Holy Cow! I can’t believe we let this story go without posting an update, because this is headline news for a celebrity plastic surgery site. This is one of the utter tragedies of the glamour world. We posted a single before after photo in January (although the surgeries started long before that) and then forgot to look closely and follow the terrible progression of a plastic disaster. This will be the first in a series documenting the sad story.

You all know I am speaking of Megan Fox right? She went from a natural beauty to a platicized version of herself. With all the work she, and some of these Hollywood people are doing, Madame Tussaud will no longer NEED to create wax figures. They’ll be able to just snap a picture and hang it!

So, what happens when you’re told over and over and over again that you are one of the most beautiful women in the world, that your body and face are close to perfect? Why, you get plastic surgery of course!

And the story needs little commentary about the specifics because the pictures make it quite clear and you can see what has been happening. Let’s start with some of young to middle transformation period comparison pictures. This part is fairly tame but you can see the changes beginning and it just looks like a slightly different face, for the shameful conclusion, see Megan Fox Before and After II

megan before after

Click here to see Megan Fox Before and After II