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Jwoww: I Haven’t Had Surgery, And I’ll Prove It

Ugh, we really hope this doesn’t become a trend. Fresh off Courtney Stodden going on Dr. Drew to get her breasts ultra-sounded; Jenni “JWoww” Farley wants to get “facial recognition testing” (no; we aren’t sure that’s a real thing) on national television to prove that the recent rumors of her having work done on her face are false. JWoww recently went on The Wendy Williams Show to claim that she hasn’t gotten Botox injections, or collagen lip implants, or a nose job; and that she’s instead changed her make-up application methods and lost fifteen pounds. Citing that she’s been working out twice a day, four days a week, with her personal trainer boyfriend, Farley claims that her new looks are all her, and that she wants to be publicly analyzed by a plastic surgeon to prove it. However, she didn’t rule out getting Botox before her thirtieth birthday…that tends to be code for “she’s gotten Botox aleady”. Well, we guess we’re going to find out soon enough.

 

December 9th, 2011 | Tags: , , , , | Category: Celebrities, Jwoww | One comment

Jwoww’s Face Looks…Different

As a member of hit reality show Jersey Shore, Jenni “Jwoww” Farely is know for her over-the-top look; a look that included giant fake boobs, super high heals, and ultra-revealing clothes. Recently though, it seems as if the MTV star has toned things down a bit (probably because of her off-air boyfriend), which this makes it even more weird that she seems to have pumped a bunch of Botox into her cheeks; enough that her eyes now look smaller and squinted. The idea that someone would tone down the “less lady-like” aspects of her style, but then visit the plastic surgeon for Botox at age 25 doesn’t make a lot of sense to us. Whatever made her decide to go back beneath the needle, we don’t know, but we really hope that she quits now before she gets carried away and ends up a plastic surgery disaster. It’d be a shame to see a girl who seems to finally have her stuff together go that way.

 

November 7th, 2011 | Tags: , , | Category: Celebrities, Jwoww | One comment

Trump To Give Away Plastic Surgery!

 

The Trump Taj Mahal in Atlantic City New Jersey; home of slots, table games, old women and even older men in matching track suits playing slots while drinking free coffee for 8 hours at a time, and…plastic surgery? Reports are coming out that the famed Jersey gambling spot will be running a player’s card (the cards they give you to keep track of your playing time) contest in which the top prize is $25,000 worth of plastic surgery. According to Kathleen McSweeney, senior VP of marketing for Trump Entertainment Resorts, “We wanted to change the face of a typical casino promotion, and with this one we are literally doing it,”. What a whitty press release (*stares blankly, shakes head in dissaproval*). The promotion, which also allows the lucky player to except his or her winnings as just cash (so the promotion is basically just them giving away the money and suggesting that the winner get some work done), should draw some new blood into the casino. Who knows, maybe some of the Real Housewives of New Jersey will show up:

Jacqueline Laurita might want a new boob job…

Or maybe Teresa Guidice wants some Botox…

Or Mellisa Gorga want to get her breast implants re-done.

 

They better watch out though, the Jersey Shore girls might want in:

JWoww seems to keep getting boob-jobs…

and Sammi might want to go up a size and settle the dispute over whether or not she’s had her breast’s augmented.

It’s going to be a Jersey style showdown; you bring the Bon Jovi and house music, we’ll bring the denim and hair gel!

September 30th, 2011 | Tags: , , , , | Category: Celebrities, Jacqueline Laurita, Jwoww, Mellisa Gorga, Sammi From Jersey Shore, Teresa Giudice, Teresa Guidice | Leave a comment

Jwoww – All Boobs and No Talent

Jwoww before and after plastic surgery

Jenni “Jwoww” Farley is famous for two things: being a train wreck, and having giant boobs. So when someone who seems to have a limited pool of talents wants to keep her fame going and growing, what does she do? Well simple, she becomes an even bigger train wreck, and if reports are to be believed, gets even bigger boobs. Between seasons 2 and 3 of her hit reality show Jersey Shore, reports have her visiting a popular New York plastic surgeon to “discuss a procedure”. Also, stills from season 3 show what seems to be a fresh scar on her left breast. Did she inflate her chest even more? Or did she have a topless barbequing accident? I don’t know if they look that much bigger than before, when they were already fake (she had breast augmentation before she was famous), but it’s entirely possible. As of now, there’s no way to really tell, I could try to investigate, but restraining orders are a tricky mistress.

A young and chubby Jwoww

Jwoww - Breast implant scar

Jwoww today. Milking her 15 minutes for every second it's worth.

I present - Twiddle Dee and Tweedle Dum

April 22nd, 2011 | Category: Boob Job, Breast Augmentation, Celebrities, Jwoww | 4 comments