Look, we’ve told you before folks, Bruce Jenner is a mess; the guy has had way more plastic surgery than any man who hasn’t been in a horrible accident should. With that said, it comes as no surprise that as soon as Bruce showed up in public with a big scar on his face, everyone assumed that he had went under the knife again for another facelift. Not this time ladies and gentleman; the Olympic hero (it’s true, he wasn’t always the wierd lady-muppet everyone picks on on Keeping Up With The Kardashians, he was once the coolest athlete in the country) actually went under the knife for a good reason in this case; he had a cancerous growth removed from his face…we’re not talking about Kris Jenner (zing! Waka waka!). Doctors reportedly think that they got all the cancer and that Bruce will be just fine, which is great, because as much as we make fun of him, he still won a gold medal, and that’s way more awesome than anything we’ve done.