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Jocelyn Wildenstein: The Bad Side Of Plastic Surgery

When you earn the nickname “Catwoman” and it has nothing to do with your personality or sexual prowess, you probably have a problem. Jocelyn Wildenstein earned that title after spending millions on botched plastic surgery and becoming what looked like a stunt double for a muppet, you know, like a cat muppet (a cuppet?). After botched facelifts, too much collegen, a botched nose job (rhinoplasty), a botched eyelid surgery (blepharoplasty) and I’m sure countless other mistakes, she was a mess. She became the poster girl for every anti-plastic surgery group out there, and rightfully so. However, rumors, and a few pictures, have surfaced that some surgeon who must be half magician, half doctor, and half wizard (don’t do that math folks) went and fixed a large portion of Jocelyn’s botched surgery, essentially reversing them and making her look almost human. If it’s her in the pictures, which some people doubt, than she’s not looking too bad anymore, and that surgeon deserves a medal.