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Jessica Simpson To Say “Bye-Bye Boobies”


 In a move that’s somewhat rare amongst the celebrity sect, reports have come in that singer turned fashion designer Jessica Simpson is strongly considering getting a breast reduction before her wedding. We’ve reported in the past on her possible nose job (rhinoplasty), chin job, and breast lift, but this surgery seems like one she will do nothing to deny. In fact, it seems that Simpson’s press machine will use the surgery for positive press. She already got most of the “positive body image” people on her side when she said, “I was the first girl in my class to wear a bra. I remember crying in the bathtub. All my friends were super-skinny.”. We don’t know folks, it’s kind of hard to have sympathy for a girl that’s already had a bunch of work done(check out the pics below to see how many times her cup size already seems to have changed) and gotten mega-rich and mega-famous without being all that talented; but hey, if she’s getting back-aches and such, she might as well drop a cup size, good luck Jess.

 

Jessica Simpson: Did She? Or Didn’t She?

Since she first jumped into the spotlight in the late 1990s, pop star, turned reality star, turned actress, turned fashion designer Jessica Simpson has been the subject of plastic surgery rumors. There’s a bunch of them folks, the biggest being whether she had breast augmentation, a nose job, a chin job, and her lips worked on. Simpson has denied all of these claims except for those about her lips, which she admits to having Restylane injected into, causing them to look more pouty and fuller than before. In regards to her famously big breasts, she admits to one day wanting to get them lifted, but denies having any work done at this time. It’s hard to tell whether she’s lying and she gotten them lifted already, or if she just wears really good bras, but something is definitely going on, because they look perkier than in the past. Now we are left with her alleged nose job (rhinoplasty) and chin job, and by “alleged”, I mean “looks like she had them for sure but won’t admit it”. In her early days, she had a wide nose, with a good amount of nostril flare and a blunt tip, but now her nose is thin and pointy, so yeah, she probably had it worked on, and her once cleft and wide chin in now smooth and thin, so again, work was done (maybe an implant?). So Jessica Simpson proves once again that talent will only get you so far before you need looks, especially when you’re not that talented (Zing! Hey, she’s a better singer than I am, so what do I know?).



Jessica Simpson Nose Job Before and After

 

jessica before after