The Trump Taj Mahal in Atlantic City New Jersey; home of slots, table games, old women and even older men in matching track suits playing slots while drinking free coffee for 8 hours at a time, and…plastic surgery? Reports are coming out that the famed Jersey gambling spot will be running a player’s card (the cards they give you to keep track of your playing time) contest in which the top prize is $25,000 worth of plastic surgery. According to Kathleen McSweeney, senior VP of marketing for Trump Entertainment Resorts, “We wanted to change the face of a typical casino promotion, and with this one we are literally doing it,”. What a whitty press release (*stares blankly, shakes head in dissaproval*). The promotion, which also allows the lucky player to except his or her winnings as just cash (so the promotion is basically just them giving away the money and suggesting that the winner get some work done), should draw some new blood into the casino. Who knows, maybe some of the Real Housewives of New Jersey will show up:

Jacqueline Laurita might want a new boob job…

Or maybe Teresa Guidice wants some Botox…

Or Mellisa Gorga want to get her breast implants re-done.

They better watch out though, the Jersey Shore girls might want in:

JWoww seems to keep getting boob-jobs…

and Sammi might want to go up a size and settle the dispute over whether or not she’s had her breast’s augmented.

It’s going to be a Jersey style showdown; you bring the Bon Jovi and house music, we’ll bring the denim and hair gel!