Ivana Trump’s lips look terrible. I think real journalists call that a log line; it sums up the point of the article in one sentence. So anyhow, the former wife of Celebrity Apprentice star Donald Trump had her lips augmented a few years back, and they didn’t turn out well. Her upper lip looks too puffy and uneven. It looks like she got an implant and not injections (like Botox or Restyline), because you have to think that botched injections would have healed by now. Instead, she’s been walking around for a while with an upper lip that looks like a first grader tried to color it in and couldn’t stay inside the lines. She apparently doesn’t think that she looks that bad, since she’s been quoted at saying, “Do my puffy lips make me look young, darling?”. No Ivana, poorly augmented lips on an aged face that hovers over a blazer with shoulder pads do not make you look young, they make you look like a cat lady at her court date.