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Hulk Hogan’s Botched Dental Surgery

Oh Hulk Hogan, your downward spiral continues to depress us all. Today’s Hogan news involved some botched cosmetic surgery; no, he didn’t get man-breast implants, or even a face lift; he went in for dental implants and left with a mouth full of infection. The Hogan Knows Best star and pro wrestling legend chose to split his business on his implant surgery; heading to a regular dentist for the bone graft portion, and a cosmetic dentist for the implants. Well, he was screwed on all counts, because the cosmetic surgeon ripped a 50 stitch long hole in his mouth, and the regular dentist left a metal tack in his mouth! We’re really shocked that he didn’t just let Hulkamania run wild through his veins, hit a double-bicep flex, and miraculously heal himself. Regardless, Hogan has since gotten it all taken care of and has returned to his normal life…okay, his “life that’s normal for a reality star/ WWE wrestler”…on second thought, his life isn’t even normal with that qualifier, sorry Hulkster.