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Holly Madison Insures Her Fake Boobs For $1 Million

Did any of you guys know that you can insure breast implants? Yeah, we didn’t either, but in the grand tradition of Angie Everhart and Betty Grable insuring their legs, and Keith Richards insuring his middle-finger; Holly Madison, formerly of The Girls Next Door, insured her breasts for $1 million. The policy, taken out with standard ”weird insurance policy writer” Lloyd’s of London, is in place in case she injures one of her money-makers performing in her Las Vegas cabaret show. She figures that if she were to miss a couple of months of performing, it could cost her about a million bucks in wages. Well, we guess that with all the money she’s already spent on plastic surgery, she’s just trying to protect her investments. Check out or main Holly Madison plastic surgery page to get a better look at the policy holders (get it? Man, these are just too easy)  We tried to take out a similar insurance policy on our typing fingers, so that we’d still get paid in the event of accident, but even Lloyd’s wouldn’t write the policy. They said some bull about not being able to pay out in candy and coupon books.

 

Holly Madison: Then And Now

If there’s one path to celebrity status where getting plastic surgery is basically a prerequisite, it’s the path of a Playboy Playmate. Former star of The Girls Next Door and Hugh Hefner’s ex person he creeped ou- I mean girlfriend, Holly Madison knows this all too well. Before gaining playmate status, Holly get a a breast augmentation to take her from a B-cup to a C-cup. She also got a nose job (rhinoplasty) that took her nose from wide and blunt at the tip, to thin and pointy. After moving into the mansion, Holly says that the pressure of trying to compare to Hef’s other girlfriends got to her, and she took her breasts up another cup size. Not sure how an old man in pajamas can make a gorgeous girl feel bad about herself, but it happens I guess. Either way, Holly is doing great now, and credits her augmented look for her success, but the moral of the story remains: don’t trust old guys who always wear pajamas, unless you are one, in which case, the moral is: wear pajamas and sell naked pictures, it’s a valid lifestyle these days.