Did any of you guys know that you can insure breast implants? Yeah, we didn’t either, but in the grand tradition of Angie Everhart and Betty Grable insuring their legs, and Keith Richards insuring his middle-finger; Holly Madison, formerly of The Girls Next Door, insured her breasts for $1 million. The policy, taken out with standard ”weird insurance policy writer” Lloyd’s of London, is in place in case she injures one of her money-makers performing in her Las Vegas cabaret show. She figures that if she were to miss a couple of months of performing, it could cost her about a million bucks in wages. Well, we guess that with all the money she’s already spent on plastic surgery, she’s just trying to protect her investments. Check out or main Holly Madison plastic surgery page to get a better look at the policy holders (get it? Man, these are just too easy) We tried to take out a similar insurance policy on our typing fingers, so that we’d still get paid in the event of accident, but even Lloyd’s wouldn’t write the policy. They said some bull about not being able to pay out in candy and coupon books.








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