One of the internet’s greatest mysteries is: Who is Hofit Golan? Why is she famous? How does she pronounce her name? What’s up with her boobs? Apparently, she’s some sort of socialite in her native Israel (think Paris Hilton, but with less sex-tapes), and has a career as a model and a television personality. She also has one of the worst breast augmentations in history. Her breasts are extremely far apart, way too high, and look like someone jammed two dodgeballs under her skin (maybe when she bumps into things, they make that “POOM!” noise). Needless to say, she needs to get those things re-done ASAP. One of the pics below may be a before pic, but we aren’t really sure, since they look smaller, but are still kind of strange, so for now, you’re guess is as good as ours; probably better, we’re kind of dumb.