Some plastic surgeries were not meant to be gotten; abdominal surgery is on that list, but don’t tell Darryn Lyons that. The media personality, paparazzi, and star of Celebrity Big Brother 2011 (UK) admitted to having, and showed off his surgically contoured abs while filming the hit reality show. He seems very proud of the surgery and refers to it as the male version of a boob job; it’s not. When a woman gets a breast augmentation it is usually to help her feel more confident and correct some sort of insecurity. However, when a chubby reality star gets his eight-pack made for him and then proceeds to surround them with fat, it’s because he’s lazy and ridiculous. The only positive to the situation is that when he inevitably gets more out of shape, we will get a good look at what happens to contoured abs when they truly go wrong. Also, his “abs” make him look kind of like a Ninja Turtle, so that’s cool. Thanks for the freak show Darryn!