Well we’ll be damned. As we previously reported, everybody’s favorite borderline-insane teen bride went on Dr. Drew’s Life Changers to prove once and for all that her breasts were not the result of plastic surgery. How was she going to do this? By getting an ultrasound of course! So the episode aired on Monday, and whada-ya-know, her breasts are real. The suspicions that they weren’t genuine arose from the surfacing of pictures from just a few years ago, in which she lacked her currently large bustline. However, no one is suspicious anymore (at least not about her boobs, we still think that she might be clinically insane), as the ultrasound, which at first appeared to prove her critics right, proved us all wrong upon further inspection. We’re going to guess that she just had a really big growth spurt, which makes sense since she’s still a teenager (tho she speaks like a 45 year old divorced stripper having an acid trip). So Courtney Stodden’s boobs are real…can we please stop talking about her now?