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Brandi Glanville: Fake Housewife Gets Married For Real…Then Annulled

Oh Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, you never get tired of acting like drunk seventeen year olds; today’s story is about plastic surgery superstar Brandi Glanville. The former Mrs. Eddie Cibrian, and the woman that inspired Leann Rimes breast implants (Rimes married Cibrian after he divorced Glanville, and then married Rimes, making Rimes visit to the same plastic surgeon border on stalker-ish), got married this past weekend…to her best friend…while they were drunk…in Vegas…it’s getting annulled. Like most impromptu Vegas weddings, Glanville only had a few people attend, but she was sure to invite her surgically augmented boobs, her Botox-ed forehead, and her seemingly implanted cheeks; so it was a good party. This kind of erratic behavior makes us think she’s probably going to make a plastic surgery mistake eventually and end up a freakshow. If she’s crazy enough to get married on a whim, she’s for sure crazy enough to get too much Botox.

 

 

Brandi Glanville: Real Housewife, Fake Parts

It seems to be a prerequisite to have had plastic surgery if you want to be a cast member on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills; so Eddie Cibrian’s ex/ Leann Rimes worst enemy, Brandi Glanville, should fit right in. The new edition to the hit show about rich people being mean to each other has definitely had some plastic surgery done, and it shows. Her breasts look very fake, they’re too round and seem “nailed on”, which is obviously because she had a boob job ( rumor has it that Leann Rimes went to the same doctor to get her breast augmentation…creepy); the rest of her is up for debate. It’s hard to tell what she’s had done to her face, but her skin is too smooth, and her cheeks are too full to be natural. Our guess is Botox on her forehead and eyes, and some sort of cheek implant. It’s also possible that she had liposuction done to keep her stomach looking good after being pregnant, but that could just be a result of good personal maintenance. All in all, she looks a little too plastic at this point, but she’s not a freak show yet; so she better quit while she’s ahead.