Celebrity Plastic Surgery » Bizzaro

Man Tries To Become Superman…Fails

Tommy Tuck — Sun, 09 Oct 2011 00:34:56 +0000

This one is weird even for us. In the not-so-grand tradition of people spending money on plastic surgery in order to look more like their favorite celebrity, Herbert Chavez has spent the last 16 years going under the knife so he can look like…Superman? Wait, what? Hold for fact checking…yup, it’s true. Chavez, a 35 year old native of the Philippines, is believed to suffer from body dysmorphic disorder, and has thus dedicated his life to looking like his hero. Amongst the surgeries that Chavez has undergone: a chin reshaping/implant to give him a cleft, a nose job (rhinoplasty), silicone injections in his lips, and thing implants to make his legs appear more muscular. With all that surgery, Chavez still doesn’t look much like the iconic superhero. What’s interesting to us, is how with all the surgery he’s paid for and time he’s put into his goal, he doesn’t seem to have hit the gym to attain any sort of muscular physique, a trait that would definitely help his cause. Goes to show you, even people really determined to meet insane goals can be lazy.

Another Plastic Nightmare – The Barbi Twins

Dr. Hacko — Tue, 12 Apr 2011 21:49:29 +0000

1990s Pinup Queens

Named after the Barbi doll no less – a plastic phony reality. With unbelievable dimensions and extreme hair and postures these twins represent well the excesses of the superficial 90s. From a distance, and with the help of lighting, makeup and photography, everything looked great, if a little surreal in their photos. But looking a little closer and you might be a little frightened. Butts, cheeks, and lips of plastic, they are Frakensteinas of surgery. Let us not ask what might be altered, is any of it real? With those wide-eyes and strange faces it makes you believe even more that if you pricked them with a needle all the air would come hissing out as they deflate.

Plastic Surgery Gone Wrong!

Dr. Hacko — Sun, 20 Mar 2011 11:30:11 +0000

Ok so they’re not technically Celebrities, I’m not really sure they can pass as human either, but you can’t blame these plastic surgery train wrecks for trying. Everyone deserves to live right? Even if you would win the award for biggest freak show on two legs. Right is right, know what I mean? So I present below some shocking examples of what happens when it all just goes horribly wrong.

Ok I give up. What animal mated with a human to create this? Doesn’t she knows she has a crazy mask on?

Now this is freaking scary. This woman has transformed herself into something that is really beyond words. She seriously looks like she would beat the living snot out of you.

Look it’s Paris Hilton and a friend. There must have been a 2 for 1 sale at Dr. Hacko’s Plastic Surgery.

At first I thought this was spookey guy Marilyn Manson… but a horrid second looked proved me wrong. It’s my choice for most scary nightmare stalker. If someone was going to stalk me and hack me into little pieces this is what I imagine the crazy killer would look like.

If I were into crazy looking women who looked like an ugly man this woman would steal my heart. Those lips look like they have been sucking the exhaust pipe off Honda Civic.

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Dr. Hacko — Mon, 14 Mar 2011 23:30:44 +0000

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Megan Fox Before and After Plastic Disaster Part 2

Dr. Hacko — Thu, 28 Oct 2010 17:58:01 +0000

Megan Megan, what did you do? I can see a nose job, chin and Botox are definitely on your plate. Your mouth has gotten a LOT fuller, you’ve gotten breast implants and a lift, and it looks like you have been airbrushed to death. You went from a natural beauty to just another *starlet* who has overdone it with plastic surgery (see Heidi Montag).

Here the nose work is most obvious

And the 2 pictures above conclude the horrible saga for me. Here, what once was gold has been rendered ordinary. The rest of the “work” I am not concerned about one way or another but the chin and more so the cheeks have delivered a fatal blow to her looks. She has crossed the border into the badlands of plastic surgery and there may not be a road home. I can no longer say that I find this face attractive.

Now that she looks *just like everyone else* she’ll have to rely on her talent for jobs. When has she last worked anyway? Hmmmmmmmmmm.

What will we see after the next round?

Future Megan?

Megan Fox Before and After Plastic Disaster Part 1

Dr. Hacko — Thu, 28 Oct 2010 04:49:02 +0000

Holy Cow! I can’t believe we let this story go without posting an update, because this is headline news for a celebrity plastic surgery site. This is one of the utter tragedies of the glamour world. We posted a single before after photo in January (although the surgeries started long before that) and then forgot to look closely and follow the terrible progression of a plastic disaster. This will be the first in a series documenting the sad story.

You all know I am speaking of Megan Fox right? She went from a natural beauty to a platicized version of herself. With all the work she, and some of these Hollywood people are doing, Madame Tussaud will no longer NEED to create wax figures. They’ll be able to just snap a picture and hang it!

So, what happens when you’re told over and over and over again that you are one of the most beautiful women in the world, that your body and face are close to perfect? Why, you get plastic surgery of course!

And the story needs little commentary about the specifics because the pictures make it quite clear and you can see what has been happening. Let’s start with some of young to middle transformation period comparison pictures. This part is fairly tame but you can see the changes beginning and it just looks like a slightly different face, for the shameful conclusion, see Megan Fox Before and After II

Click here to see Megan Fox Before and After II

Donatella Versace is No Longer Human

Dr. Hacko — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 05:58:45 +0000

Donatella Versace has taken plastic surgery to the next level.
This picture gets my vote for scariest plastic surgery face ever!

The Catman

Dr. Hacko — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 01:21:47 +0000

Meet Dennis Abner aka The Catman.

No one is more extreme when it comes to plastic surgery than the Catman.

The first thing he did was get his eyes tattooed. Since then he has spent more than $ 150,000 and 2,000 hours on his appearance. He has spent almost 25 years in various stages of his transformation and dream of becoming a tiger.

Dennis has had numerous surgeries. His upper lip has been reformed and he had implants inserted. He capped his teeth and had them filed like fangs. He wears green contact lenses with slit irises. His ears are cut at the top to form points like a cat. He had a dozen six-inch long fiberglass whiskers permanently implanted in his face, and his whole body is tattooed stripes. Dennis has also legally changed his name to “Catman”.

Dennis Abner aka the Catman

Orit Fux – Israeli Pamela Anderson

Dr. Hacko — Sat, 24 Oct 2009 16:33:28 +0000

This is a scary one, user discretion advised.

Meet Orit Fux.

With a last name of Fux you know some marbles are missing.

Orit Fux is the Israeli version of Pamela Anderson, version 3.0 perhaps, new and improved (that would be her opinion, we might prefer the first version). As you can see this plastic train wreck has had some major cosmetic procedures. Orit should change her last name to Fuxedup because that is what she looks like.

She looked great before