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There was a time in the early nineties when Lara Flynn Boyle was considered to be one of the most attractive women in all of entertainment…its the twenty-first century now; things change. The once gorgeous Twin Peaks star was spotted recently looking a bit worse for the wear, and it wasn’t the first time, and it’s not just because of plastic surgery.
The barely in her forties starlet hasn’t been in the spotlight too much in the last few years, but it’s always been known that she has some weight issues. Often the victim of anorexia and bulemia rumors, Flynn Boyle (do you have to say both?) Has always been stick thing, but she always maintained a healthy look. She always seemed like her ultra thin look was the result of strict diet and exercise, not just starving herself. However, Jack Nicholson’s ex girlfriend is looking these days a bit like someone who just flat out doesn’t properly nourish her body. She’s thing, but has no muscle tone, and she has a bit of a gut hanging over her belt; it’s not pretty.
Not to be outdone by her apparent lack of physical effort, her face is also showing signs of her being someone who just doesn’t care anymore.
Her once great features have been wiped clean by a preference for plastic. From the looks of it, she’s had way too much Botox injected into her lips, resulting in a huge trout pout, one that doesn’t even fit on her face; it looks like she’s wearing wax lips. She also appears to have had at least a couple of poorly done face-lifts as well as Botox injected all around her mug. It’s left her with a face that unfortunately looks like it’s melting. Her skin is stretched past the point of no return, and she seems to be trying to fix it by getting more injections. She’s headed for real disaster.
Lara Flynn Boyle is an unfortunate case of a very pretty, still young woman who took her quest to stay young too far. She could’ve aged gracefully and still maintained her career, but instead she finds herself headed for the plastic disaster line. We hope that she either quits having cosmetic procedures done, or finds a surgeon who can fix all the damage that’s already been done. We also hope that she finds herself a good sandwich and a personal trainer. She seems like a nice lady, we’d love to see her back in good form again.
In today’s day and age, it’s really hard to be considered among the group of “least deserving celebrities”; not because there’s so much talent out there that everyone should be famous, but because there’s just too many people famous for dumb things. However, today we’re going to talk about one of the original queens of unwarranted fame, a woman who makes Kim Kardashian’s rise to the top via rich dad and sex tape look like The Oprah Winfrey Story; yes folks, we’re talking about Amy Fisher. For our younger readers (who we assume got rick rolled into reading this on a Reddit thread) who aren’t familiar with the Long Island Lolita, we offer this quick synopsis of her “career”: had an affair with a married man of questionable mullet and gut status when she was sixteen, tried to murder his wife, did time, got out, wrote books, did reality shows, leaked sex tape, had work done. That’s pretty much it, making it hard to really understand why anyone cares about her, but that last part is of obvious interest to us, so let’s take a look at the former “Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew” contestant (there’s prizes and stuff on that show, right?) and her plastic surgery profile!
Let’s start at the bottom and work our way up, shall we? From the waist down, it’s safe to say that the only work Amy could’ve had done was some liposuction on her butt and thighs, which could leave her with the cellulite-ed appearance that that region of her body currently has. It looks like she’s attempted to allow her figure to rely completely on surgery instead of hitting the gym. Any “successful” procedure patient will tell you that you need to do both if you want your post-op body to look its best. Moving above the belt, we run into by far the best work that Ms. Fisher has had done: her stomach and breasts. Her stomach is the work of more liposuction and possibly some abdominal sculpting, and it was very well done; it gives her the look of someone who spends a lot of time in the gym. Her breasts are the result of a fairly well done, albeit exremely fake looking, breasts augmentation procedure. They look very typical of someone who does naked movies, and aren’t particularly bad at all. Now above her neck, that’s where the trouble really starts.
Amy Fisher wasn’t a looker in her younger days by any stretch of the imagination, but she wasn’t terrible looking either, so it’s kind of shocking that she’s decided to have this much work done to her mug at such a young age. Before her fortieth birthday, she’s already had a chin implant (which looks wierd and very fake), tons of Botox injections (which give her a masked look, like she’s in a Halloween costume of herself), and a poorly done nose job (a rhinoplasty that actually made things worse for her). That’s a lot of augmenting to do to one’s self at an age where skin care and healthy living can still make a world of difference.
Overall, we’re very unimpressed with Amy Fisher’s life in plastic surgery, and we really hope that she quits soon. We don’t think she will though, so look for her to keep on making her towards freak show status; we think it’s going to be a scary one folks.
Ladies and gentlemen, it’s time to say hello to Justin Jedica, our least favorite person of the week (that’s a hard title to get during a week where Madonna is still alive); the self-proclaimed “Human Ken Doll”! Jedica, a New York City resident whose neighbors we’re sure found some happiness in the fact that they at least didn’t have to look at hime during the Hurrican Sandy blackouts, has waged a six figure war on his natural looks in an attempt to look closer to the “picture he has in his head”. Whatever this picture may be, it sure isn’t of a real Ken doll, because he looks a lot more like the guy from Pokemon than he does Barbie’s long term lover. Regardless, Jedica has spent upwards of $100 thousand on various plastic surgeries in order to get to where he is today.
Beginning in his mid-twenties, Justin started his cosmetic crusade with a nose job, the first of five. His handful of rhinoplasties have taken his nose from a normal size and a little bulbous at the tip, to thin and pinched past the point of looking even mildly natural. He also appears to have had his cheeks worked on; he most likely had some sort of reconstruction combined with some kind of implantation. He also looks like he’s had his lips done, and we’re going to assume that he went for permanent implants instead of just Juvederm injections, but with someone like Jedica, there’s no room for rhyme or reason, so your guess is as good as ours.
Now you’d think that if someone were obsessed with a certain body image, they’d be willing to do just about anything within their power to achieve their goal; well you’d be wrong. What’s the human Ken doll not willing to do? Work out…seriously, he doesn’t like going to the gym. Instead of jumping on a treadmill and sliding under a barbell, Jedica has instead decided drop a ton of cash on muscle implants. From the neck down, Jedica has had pectoral implants, butt implants, bicep implants, and tricep implants; we also wouldn’t be shocked to find out that he’s had some ab sculpting done. The results, much like those found in his face, aren’t really too impressive. He couldn’t achieved a similar if not better look by simply putting in the time in the gym. For the money he spent, he could’ve paid trainers and nutritionists to help turn him into a truly impressive specimen, and he wouldn’t have enough silicone in him to caulk a stadium men’s room.
Now as much as we make fun of Jedica for all of his cosmetic work and ill-advised plastic surgery, he’s actually a genuinely disturbed individual who should’ve sought psychiatric help years ago. He started out as a pretty handsome guy, but now finds himself just another victim of bad body image. So 90 procedures in, he’s not looking at all like someone we’d want anywhere near us, and he’s probably only going to get worse.
 That’s it! We are now officially demanding that Lady Gaga do a song called “Puppet Face”, about all the plastic surgery that’s going on in the celebrity community and how overboard some people are going. For those of you who are new to the site, “Puppet Face” is the term that Celebrity Plastic Surgery Surveyors use to describe someone who has had so much work done that they’re features resemble those of a puppet. You probably could have guessed that on your own, but we like to make things clear around here. Anyhow, today’s owner of Muppet-esque features is none other than The Real Housewives of Miami’s Mama Elsa Patton. We aren’t fans of the Bravo series, but from what we’ve gathered, she’s some sort of clarevoyant, and she’s the mother of fellow castmate Marysol Patton. Mama Elsa appears to be a classic case of someone trying to hold onto their youth for too long and ending up the worse for it; let’s take a look.
Looking at some old school photos of Mama Elsa, it’s easy to see that she was once a serious looker! She appears to have had breast implants even back in the day (she had them when silicon was still acceptable, which is probably why they look so darn good), as older pictures show her with a chest that was too good to be true. Somewhere along the line, she looks like she got into facelifts and injectables, and they haven’t done well by her. She looks like she’s had a full facelift, as well as a browlift and eyelid surgery (blepharoplasty), which have left her with an extremely stretched out face. She’s made things worse by having massive amounts of Botox, Restylane, and Juvederm injected all over.
This has caused a large amount of puffyness to develop all over her face and had furthermore give her “frozen face” (when someone has so much injectable put in that they can no longer move their face properly). Her unmoving features, ultra puffy lips,and overly round cheeks give her the look of something not really human. It’s mean, but it’s true folks, she looks like she’s being operated by remote control or something. It’s also possible that she’s had a nose job (rhinoplasty), but there’s so much else that she’s changed that it’s impossible to tell what has caused the changes in her snout. We also wouldn’t be surprised if she’s had liposuction and other alterations below the neck, because someone who would have that much work done on their face obviously would have no problem getting their body worked on.
What’s truly unfortunate about Mama Elsa’s looks, is that she was such a gorgeous woman in her younger days, and she very well might’ve aged naturally into a gorgeous older woman. However, she’s instead chosen to go under the knife and in front of the needle to the point where she’s unrecognizable as her former self. We can only assume that she’ll have more work done as the show marches on, but we really hope she stops before someone tries to cast her on Sesame Street.
Hey there Celebrity Plastic Surgery Surveyors! Today we’ve got some unfortunate news for you, as it seems that yet another gorgeous young lady has gone and gotten herself plastic surgery for all the wrong reasons. Now just to be clear, she’s denied these rumors thus far, but it seems to us and pretty much everyone else with eyes that Vannessa Bryant has gotten some work done. The semi-estranged wife of NBA superstar, Team USA Basketball dynamo, and noted unfaithful person Kobe Bryant appeared recently lookinh very different than her old self, and the word is that she had her face changed in hopes of keeping Kobe faithful (Indy-Rock band name alert!).
Like we said, she’s so far denied the rumors, but we think that she’s definitly had at least three procedures done on her face. First up is her nose, which appears thinner and way more pointy than it ever has; these are common results of a nose job (rhinoplasty), as are the two little scars that she appears to have under her nostrils. Next up is her forehead, which looked stretched and a little arped actually.
This look appears to be the result of having too much Botox injected into it. There’s rumors that she had a brow lift or a blepharoplasty (eyelid surgery), but we think that the change is more the result of overstretched skin. Finally, we have her lips, which have the puffy and too-think appearance of lips that have been injected with Juvederm.
Overall, we think that Vannessa Bryant looked way better before she had any plastic surgery or filler injections. We think that she should’ve stuck with her natural look and had Kobe surgically removed instead.
For those of you who think that America’s obsession with reality programing is bad, look not further than our old friends in England to realize that we’re not that bad. A hot bed for reality television, the land of tea and skrumpets has produced shows like The X-Factor, Big Brother, and their big time hit The Only Way Is Essex (they call it TOWIE over there); it’s also produced some awesome reality stars. One such reality star is Amy Childs, who stars on TOWIE and It’s All About Amy; she’s kind of like an English Jwoww with a more impressive modeling career. Thankfully for us, she also happens to be a big time plastic surgery patient! So hang onto you keyboards Plastic Surgery Surveyors, as we’re going across the pond to take a look at what work TOWIE’s Amy Childs has had done…and for our British reader, don’t hang on to anything, you’re not going anywhere…you’re already in England.
On our first look at Amy Childs, we can conclude off the bat that she’s had at least two procedures done. We’ll start with her face, which while gorgeous, seems to be a bit unnatural, and might be the product of filler injections. Even though she’s only in her early twenties, it’s unusual that she seems to lack any sort of lines on her face, which makes us think that she’s had Botox injections in places like her cheeks and forehead. Her cheeks are a bit too plump to be totally natural, and her forehead just seems too smooth and almost has that “frozen” quality to it. Her lips also look like they might be the product of filler injections, although we wouldn’t be surprised if they were naturally hers. Still, lips like that are often the result of Restylane injections, which give them that full and plump look. Secondly, we can also guess by the way they hang and their sheer size in comparison to her frame, that her breasts aren’t real.
Now that we have our opinions out of the way, we can tell you what our research has yielded. A tiny bit of searching reveals that she’s gotten Botox injections on an episode of Towie, and that older pictures of her show her with cheeks and lips that aren’t as full as they are today. So if that’s not proof that out first estimate was correct, than we don’t know what to tell you. As for her breasts; like a lot of British Glamour models, Childs hasn’t been shy about admitting what work she’s had done, and that includes admitting to multiple breast augmentations. She apparently got her first boob job was she was just a teenager (around sixteen actually), and upon feeling that they had kind of lost their luster, she went in for her second procedure shortly after turning twenty-one. She wasn’t done though, as she felt that after losing weight she needed to rejuvenate her bustline yet again. It’s at that point that Amy Child’s got her third boob job. Her breasts are now a very large and obviously very fake D-cup.
So there you have it folks, the English are just as bad as the Americans when it comes to plastic surgery. We may not be under the same queen anymore, but we all go under the same knife.
 This is a real Barbie.. wait 'till you see Valeria Lukyanova, the living Barbie! Alright celebrity plastic surgery lovers (we promise we’ll figure out a better name for you all in the future), today we have for you one of those rare souls who are aren’t celebrities with plastic surgery, but who are instead celebrities because of plastic surgery. The plastic surgery celebrity in question is Ukranian model Valeria Lukyanova, who has used the help of a plastic surgeon (and probably some crazy make-up sessions) to turn herself into a real life Barbie doll.
Now we don’t just mean that she’s blonde and has nice features, we mean she has almost the same proportions as the famously “perfect” toy woman. Looking at older photos of the model before she became a human Mattel advertisement, it’s safe to say that she wasn’t bad looking before embarking on her plastic adventure, but she certainly looked different. By our estimation, in order to achieve her signature look, Lukyanova had a breast augmentation to achieve Barbie’s famous bustline, and possibly some sort of stomach procedure to achieve the “perfect” waist; it’s also entirely possible that she earned the latter attribute through hard work in the gym and a crazy diet.
Now as for her face, there was some work done there too. Lukyanova clearly had a nose job (rhinoplasty) in order to make her nose thinner and pinched at the tip (her old nose was a bit wider and more flat), and almost definitely had eyelid surgery (blepharoplasty) to make her eyes the big almond shape they are today (before they were just…well…eyes). As for her weird skin tone; that’s probably just a make-up effect, since it’s not always so plasticy and we doubt that she got massive skin treatments when she can just apply her make-up differently.
So what do we think about Valeria Lukyanova’s Barbie look? Well, she succeeds at looking like a doll, but we can’t imagine that she’s going to age well. If she quit with the surgery now, she’d have a shot, but we have a feeling that she’s going to take things too far in her quest to be everyone’s favorite dress-up doll. Hopefully she just doesn’t end up living in a display box!
 The image that sparked the controversy - first picture of Kim post alleged nose job. Real Housewives of Bevery Hills basketcase/star Kim Richards appears to be the latest member of the Bravo Television reality franchise to have plastic surgery. One of the few members of the show’s cast known more for their crazy than their cosmetic surgery, Richards was reportedly always bothered by the bridge of her nose, and her new surgery was done to remedy her issues. Although sources close to the star described her nose job (rhinoplasty) as being very minor, it looks like it actually changed her nose somewhat drastically. The surgery left her without the aforementioned bump, but also left her nose looking signiificantly thinner, and changed the way that it sits on her face. The rumors of her new surgery were sparked when pictures were posted of her at a July 4th party sporting her new face, but most of those photos have since been taken down. We actually liked her nose better before, as it now looks a bit too pointy and makes her look like she’s in a bad mood because of how it effects the features around it. Kim Richards should’ve stuck to her old nose!
 Kim before her nose job - note the difference between this picture and the ones below  Close up from Kim's family photo
Did you know Burt Reynolds (full first name Burton Milo) was once voted the “Sexiest Man Alive” by People Magazine? That was about 50 years ago, he is now 76. Smokey and the Bandit in 1977 The Cannonball Run in 1981 were Burt’s best flicks. Since then Burt has been doing his best to hang on to his once handsome and rugged good looks. As you see, his attempts may not have achieved what he was hoping for.
It appears Burt had numerous procedures done. His eyelids and forehead appear lifted. His face is super stretched back. No doubt the results of a facelift. He has also been wearing hair pieces since the 70′s.
This is one clear example of too much bad cosmetic surgery. Each surgery may have held up for a few years, but in time the overall look, as we have seen before, became a plasticky mask. But after all he is 76. Burt has checked himself into rehab on occasion, it is quite possible that he was not acting with his best judgement when he made these decisions to get the surgeries.
If you catch Burt these days he might be seen with a slightly more shaggy look. The beard helps cover up the damage a bit. He has continued be really productive in Hollywood up until the present although his last big role was probably Boogie Nights in 1997. He is still a good character actor but the camera probably won’t be zooming in for many close-ups.
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