Hey folks! Check out that preying mantis, it looks just like Ali Lohan…wait, no way…that is Ali Lohan! Wow, she looks like a puppet that a 2nd grader made out of Popsicle sticks, pipe cleaners, and those little googly eyes. So anyways, her new ultra-thin look has led many to believe that she’s had some sort of massive facial reconstruction…or just lost a bunch of weight and got really old really fast. No one can really decide yet, but we all know that somethings different about her face. As for her body, that’s just good old fashioned starvation; on the bright side, it disproves our theory that she had breast augmentation at a very early age. How does it do that? Well, if she had breast implants she’d still have breasts right now, and…well…she doesn’t. The whole weight loss thing is allegedly part of her new push for a modeling career, but that doesn’t make her look any less disturbing. Needless to say, Celebrity Plastic Surgery is not impressed.