Sharon Osbourne is no stranger to this site…well she’s probably never heard of celebrity plastic surgery herself, but her news is on here all the time. Semantics asides, Sharon is back in the plastic spotlight after her most recent procedure, one that we’ll have to talk about very carefully. We’re not treading lightly to protect Sharon’s feelings either, as the “X-Factor” star herself has admitted on multiple occasions to having work done on just about every part of her body; we’re treading lightly to make sure we don’t veer into “X-Rated” territory, because her latest procedure was on her lady parts!
Sharon has become a bit of a plastic surgery icon in recent years, fighting off the signs of aging with rumored/admitted cosmetic procedures on her breasts (she had an augmentation that included implants and a lift), stomach area (she’s had a tummy tuck, liposuction, or both, and even had a gastric band inserted around her actual internal stomach), arms and legs (liposuction), neck (neck lift), butt (another lift), and face (she’s had a facelift, a brow lift, veneers placed on her teeth, a blepharoplasty on her eyelids, and a ton of injections of Botox, Juvederm, and Restylane); now she’s moving on to the parts of her body that only her and Ozzy get to see. The wife of the longtime Black Sabbath singer recently went under the knife to have a labiaplasty, a procedure that’s usually done on women who have hygienic concerns and/or some kind of damage to the area. However, the surgery has recently been adapted to help women who are just generally unhappy with the look and uhhhhhh feel of their nether regions. Without being too graphic, let’s just say that after having two kids and being alive for over sixty years, things weren’t as well put together as they were when she first met her husband, and she wanted them back in that state. The procedure, which she says was terrribly painful to recover from, worked, and her and Ozzy are both happy with the results. As she approaches senior citizen status, she says that she’s officially done with plastic surgery, and we hope that she’s serious. Her first procedure was a breast reduction back in 1976, and three and a half decades later she’s starting to see the effectsof going overboard. She walked the line for years, using surgery and cosmetic enhancement to maintain her looks, but she’s begun to move towards being “too plastic” in recent years and we agree that it’s time to stop. We hope that we never have to write about Sharon Osbourne again, but we’ll believe it when we don’t see it
So that as quick. We recently reported that Kim Kardashian was stepping away from the plastic surgery game int order to follow the wishes of her man Kanye West, but it looks like we were wrong or someone was lying. Our last Kim story mentioned how she was going to stop having cosmetic procedues done because of the untimely death of her fiance’s mother, who had passed away following complications from a “routine procedure”. We also reported that the subject had come up between her and the “Yeezus” artist because she was looking into having a bunch of work done to help her shed her post-baby extra poundage. It looked like Kanye had won the argument and Kim was going to have to lose the weight like everyone else…except “everyone else” can’t afford personal chefs, personal trainers, and the amount of help that should make the process a breeze, like she can. Well she’s lost the weight, and although she’s claiming that it came off through hard work in the gym and a commitment to the Atkins Diet (ugh, people are still doing that?), other sources are claiming that she did it with some help from her friends in the surgeon’s office. Kim, who has apparently had a ton of work done in the past, has reportedly visited a Beverly Hills surgeon for numerous cosmetic procedures that include getting fillers, ultra-sound fat treatments, and stretch mark treatments. Are any of these cut and dry plastic surgeries? No, but if these rumors are true than we find it hard to believe that she didn’t go and get at least a little liposuction or some tummy tuck action. It’s obviously very possible that she’s only had these non-super-invasive things done to her, but when you look at her it’s clear that she’s had some work done recently (her face looks very different to us), so her overall denial makes it seem like she’s hiding a lot more in her plastic portfolio. Kim has been all over Twitter and other social media denying having any assistance in her most recent transformation, but she’s a hard person to believe. We’re sure that whatever she did, it was expensive, and we’re pretty sure that this won’t be the last we hear from Kim in the way of cosmetic work.
Good news folks, Heidi Montag is getting less crazy, or maybe she’s not crazy at all anymore; who knows? Regardless of her mental state, she seems to be making some better decisions, as the former “Hills” star recently underwent a breast reduction procedure and further breast augmentation to have her super giant boobs brought down to a more normal size.
We’ve talked about Heidi many times before, as Mrs. Spencer Pratt (if you already forgot, Spencer is her crazy in real life reality show husband) once had her heart stop during an epic ten surgery session that transformed her from cute girl next door to plastic surgery addict in one foul swoop. During that anesthesia nap, she had her nose done, her face reconstructed, a bunch of injections, and a boob job that turned her already fake C-cups into super fake F-cups. F-cups! The girl weighs like a hundred pounds, that’s crazy; it’s like strapping bowling balls to a coat rack, something has got to go wrong. Well it did, and Heidi was starting to experience spinal problems from the added weight on her frame; couple that with her desire to no longer be “that plastic surgery girl” and the sanity that sometimes comes with leaving the reality show scene and leading a normal life, and we had ourselves a girl who wanted smaller implants. Her doctor was happy to oblige, as her had already warned her that her F-cups were too big and might migrate down her body into her abdominal wall (we’re unsure about the science on that, we’re going off a quote from Heidi about her doctor telling her that her breasts would “bottom out” and end up at her belly button), and now Heidi has some normal looking C-cups. She says that she’s happier with her smaller breasts, and seems to heavily regret having so much work done at such a young age (she’s not even thirty yet), but unfortunately for her, theirs not much to be done about reversing her other procedures. So with that said, we assume that this is the last we will be hearing from Heidi for a long time, unless they figure out a way to give people their old noses back. Congrats on the new new new boobs!
If Dan Cortese being in his mid forties doesn’t make you feel old, than you’re probably young enough that right now you’re saying “Who the heck is Dan Cortese?”. For those of you who need a refresher, Dan rose to fame as the host of early nineties staple “MTV Sports” which was one of the most early nineties things in the history of that few years in that decade…yeah, that’s a sentence. Anyhow, Cortese hosted the show that was part of Music Television’s transitions from “channel that shows music videos” to “channel that also shows music videos” to “what’s a music video?”, and also showed up as “The Mimbo” on “Seinfeld”. His career went dark for a little bit after his initial success, but he popped back into the public eye with roles on “Veronica’s Closet” and “What I Like About You” (thanks to the latter, no matter what we say about him won’t be the worst thing said about a cast member of that show; his co-star was Amanda Bynes), and now finds himself as getting work as the host of shows like “Guinness World Records Gone Wild”; that’s a real show…that’s apparently fairly popular. He still must have that old Dan Cortese charm…but he doesn’t really have that old Dan Cortese face anymore.
We’re not sure when it happened, but at some point in the last few years, the notoriously good looking Cortese decided that he wasn’t comfortable aging gracefully and went out and got a ton of Botox injected in face. He doesn’t look puffy, but he looks way too smooth to be real. His face looks a bit thinner than it used to also, but we won’t jump to conclusions about a face lift or anything; eyelid surgery is a different story though. When you look at how different his eyes are shaped compared to his younger days, it’s hard not to speculate that Cortese has had a blepharoplasty at some point. Overall, his old look was much better, and when you consider how good looking the guy naturally is, it’s upsetting that he didn’t let himself age properly. He’s really changed the entire look of his face, and looks less like the square jawed fire fighter-type that he once played, and more like the aging guy that still hangs out at the club too much. He shows potential for becoming a plastic surgery addict as he gets older, but only time will tell if he actually fully transforms into the mimbo that he once played on television.
Lisa Kudrow fooled us folks. No, not by being fifty years old and somehow looking young as all hell (she doesn’t seem to be getting any Botox or facial surgery either), but by having had a nose job without us ever noticing. “How did she hide this rhinoplasty?” you ask. Well she managed to evade our complex plastic surgery detection systems (there’s robots and lasers and stuff, we swear) by having her work done thirty-four years ago! The Emmy, Screen Actor’s Guild, and Satellite Awards winning former “Friends” star recently revealed that she had a nose job the summer before entering a new high school when she was just sixteen years old; she says that it changed her life for the better and counts it amongst one of the most important and impactful changes of her entire life. Referring to her pre-surgery self as “hideous”, Kudrow claims that the new nose freed her from the tons of ridicule that she was previously receiving for her big honker. Is “honker” insensitive? Sorry, but she called herself “hideous”, so we figured we’re okay. Anyhow, the nose job shrunk her proboscis by a lot, thinning it, shortening it, and pinching the tip; essentially it gave her a “perfect” nose, and a natural looking one. For all these years, we’ve thought that her nose was given to her by a higher power, and were impressed by it, but now we find out that she paid for it…and we’re still impressed. For her to have gotten a nose job three decades ago that looked that good and that held up so well to her growing up and aging is amazing! The surgeon who did that thing deserves an award or something. As she shows up on shows like “Scandal” and “Web Therapy”, she seems to be keeping things otherwise natural; like we said before, no obvious Botox, and no obvious facial work. For a woman with a career as long as hers, it’s actually impressive that she’s only had the nose job. We’re not sure what that statement says about the acting community as a whole, but it’s impressive to us none-the-less. Good job Lisa!
So here’s the deal folks, we’ve spent plenty of time in the past telling you all about Kim Kardashian’s possible plastic surgery past (lots of “P”s!), but that all might come to an end soon. Why? Because Kanye West says so, that’s why! Reports are coming out that the parents of North West have different views on cosmetic enhancement. Kim, looking to get a little help with the dropping of her baby weight, was planning on going back under the knife to have any number of procedures done. However, Kanye, who unfortunately lost his mother from complications after a seemingly routine cosmetic procedure, is very much against people going under the knife, and has reportedly told the mother of his child to do whatever she wants the natural way. As a newly un-pregant woman, she’s got all sorts of plastic options that include tummy tucks, liposuction procedures, breast lifts, and stomach sculpts. It looks like she’s going to have to stick to visiting her trainer and spending some of her millions on a healthy diet if she wants to get back to her former self. Needless to say, we’re not worried about her; besides, she’s had enough plastic surgery for a lifetime by our count.
From what we can tell, it looks like she’s already had all sorts of work done. Her nose seems a little too thin and pinched to be natural, especially when you consider that the other members of her family (her mother doesn’t count, Kris Jenner is made of more plastic than a Tupperware set) have more bulbous snouts. Her chest doesn’t seem to be all hers either. She definitely has some strong natural curves, but her breasts are far too perky for their size and hung a bit too high even when she was pregnant. She’s also had all sorts of things injected into her face…like Botox and stuff, not morphine or anything really weird., giving her the puff that her face often has (we also think that her extra bloat while pregnant was nature pushing up against all the stuff that she’s had her dermatologist put into her skin). Finally, we have the rumors that her famous big butt isn’t hers. People think she’s had some kind of implants, but we’re not completely sold on that theory. That might be all of it, for now. We don’t mean to be naysayers, but she’s not always the best listener when it comes to men, so we wouldn’t be surprised if she went against Kanye’s wishes and went to the surgeon. We hope she doesn’t, because we’re really impressed with the example that Kanye is setting on this one. He’s really worried about her, and he’s putting her safety ahead of her looks. We don’t say this often, but…good job Kanye!
Well…this is terrifying…like seriously “someone should run a background check on this guy” scary. There are pictures of two different men on this page…well actually there are pictures of a boy and a guy who isn’t acting very manly; either way, one person pictured is Justin Bieber of “Girlfriend” fame, and the other is a dude who spent a small house on plastic surgery in an attempt to look like Justin Bieber. Pretty easy to tell who’s who right? Yeah, that’s because like all people who undergo plastic surgeries in an attempt to look like someone else, this dude failed miserably. Why? Because you can’t look like someone else! You can look like a different version of yourself for better or worse, but you can’t just go out and spend $100 thousand to become another human; it never works.Yes, you read that right, the guy spent $100 thousand on various cosmetic procedures to look like a teenage Canadian pop singer; oh yeah, the recipient of all this work is thirty-three years old!
Admitting to a fear of aging in interviews, the Los Angeles songwriter underwent facial reconstruction, eyelid surgery (blepharoplasty), injections, hair transplants, and “smile surgery” to “look like Justin”. “Smile Surgery” by the way, is basically the surgical version of the thing that The Joker threaten to do to everyone else as a form of torture and disfigurement in “The Dark Knight”. The whole thing is crazy, right down to the fact that his friends now apparently call him “Toby Bieber”. Seriously folks, the sheer amount of terror this strike in our hearts is fascinating, and the whole thing is emblematic of a larger issue in this guy’s brain. There really needs to be a psychiatric evaluation given before every elective surgery, because some people are spending their life savings on trying to be something that they can’t and shouldn’t try to be.
At this point there’s no more defending ourselves. We’ve said countless times that we wouldn’t talk about Courtney Stodden, teen bride of actor Doug Hutchison, anymore. We promised that we’d stop giving her attention in hopes that it would cause her to stop seeking said attention, but she just keeps on making the kind of news that it’s our job to report on, so we’re just going to go with the flow like a bunch of saps. So yeah folks, she’s got some new parts, and there’s no arguing whether they’re real or not because she’s doing nothing to admit that they’re fake.
The original arguments about Stodden (other than those about her life choices) were about her breasts and whether they were natural or the result of a breast augmentation procedure. She argued that they were real and even went so far as to go on Dr. Drew’s show to get them ultra-sounded, proving that they were real in the process. None of that matters now, because she recently had her boobs artificially plumped up to a DD-cup and admitted it, showed them off, and…well showed them off some more during her stint on “Celebrity Big Brother”. Her new fake boobs look even more fake than her old real boobs, and seem like they’re a little too large for her tiny frame. Judging by how she used to look, the sheer mass of those bad boys is a bit unnecessary…but not as much as her new lips are. They’re also fake now…in case you didn’t realize that from the picture above. The original rumors about her also included speculation that she has work done on her face, and even though we didn’t buy those rumors, we’re buying the self-admitted truth that her lips are now the result of injections. She openly admitted that she had her lips done on Twitter, even going so far as to thank Dr. Paul Nassif of “Real Housewives of Beverly Hills” fame for his work and bedside manner.
This can’t be the end folks, and this mislead young lady seems to be on a crash course with train-wreck status. What will she do next? Butt implants are our call, as we think that it’s only a matter of time before she decides that her curves don’t all match. So unfortunately folks, when Courtney Stodden gets some new junk in the trunk…we’ll be there to tell you about it…ugh.
Hugh Jackman’s name sounds an awful lot like “Huge Act Man”…you ever think about that? Like maybe he’s a robot made by the Australian government; sent here to infiltrate its way into our hearts with its rare brand of good looks, giant muscles, and amazing singing and acting ability…or maybe Aussies are just better than us. Either way, his fake name would be really appropriate, and if he’s not a robot, then we have to get to the bottom of what he does to get himself so huge jacked-man-ed up. Is it hard work? Is it genetics? Is it (Dun dun dunnnnnn!) steroids? Is it all of the above? In a recent interview, the “Wolverine” actor told some folks just how the boy from Oz gets himself looking like the man from muscle beach (hint: it’s not easy).
We’ll start things off by eliminating what to some of you is the most interesting option: we don’t think that he’s on steroids. Many guys would need a little extra chemical help to get in the shape that Hugh finds himself in when it’s time to step in front of the camera, but he looks like he’s got he genetics to avoid this option. If you take a look at him when he’s not filming, he’s still ripped, but it’s a very natural rip, and the guy isn’t exactly small around the shoulders. He’s got a naturally jacked up build that’s only helped by the countless hours he spends the gym and the meticulous way in which he diets all year long. Jackman has said in past interviews that he follows the intermittent fasting approach to his caloric intake; only eating for about 6-8 hours a day and only eating healthy food when he does. This approach has been used by fitness freaks for years to keep their body fat low even while taking in a lot of calories. But how does he get so…so…so cut up for his time on the screen? The answer may be familiar to some of you who have had to make weight before: he does a “water cut”.
For those of you familiar with wrestling or body building, a “water cut” is the process of dehydrating one’s self for a long period of time. For grapplers, it gets them to make a lower weight class, and for bodybuilders it allows a more diced up physique to show during competition. Jackman follows the same procedures that these athletes would, except they only do it for short periods of time before putting the water weight back on; Jackman walks around like this for weeks. This isn’t the most healthy thing in the world to do, and it certainly isn’t the most fun. Jackman admits this, saying that he only really acts and sleeps when it’s time to shoot, because he doesn’t have the energy to do much else. That’s a pretty hard path to take just to appear better on-screen, but we respect the sacrifice the man is willing to make to entertain us. So thanks to Hugh Jackman, none of us will ever call acting an “easy job” again!
If you’ve never heard of Ashley Horn, then be ready to hear her name right now…and then probably never hear from her again until she ends up on “Celebrity Big Brother” and/or starts her c-list movie career with a film that no doubt involves a distant Sheen cousin and a talking dog. For those of you who don’t know, Horn is celebrity train wreck Lindsay Lohan’s half-sister; the product of an affair the Michael Lohan had while still married to Lindsay’s mom Dina. Horn first hit the scene a few years back when she was proven to be related to Lindsay during a talk show paternity test, but kind of slipped away from any sort of spotlight when Lindsay swore in multiple interviews to never meet her estranged sister and engage in any sort of contact with anything having to do with Michael. Well now she’s, and it’s not exactly for the best reasons.
Horn recently did a photo shoot with “In Touch” magazine, in which she revealed that she’s spent $25 thousand on plastic surgery to look more like her celebrity sibling. Saying that she wanted to look like Lindsay when she was in her late teens, Horn got a nose job (rhinoplasty), jaw work, and cheek work. She’s apparently really happy with results and thinks that she looks better than her sister ever did, which might be true depending on your personal preference, but one thing seems perfectly clear: she looks absolutely nothing like Lindsay Lohan! We’ll maybe give her the fact that they look like they went to similar stylists, but that’s about it. Otherwise, there’s zero similarity between the two of them, and this isn’t something that Ashley denies…as least when it comes to brain pans.
Horn proudly states that on a personality level, she’s nothing like her famous sister, and she might not, but there’s definitely something wrong with this girl, and it’s very unfortunate. This kind of behavior says to us that she really wants attention from her father, so much so that she’s willing to change her face at such a young age just to look like the sister that gets more of his attention. It’s all really very sad, and although she says that she’s doing these things to jump start her own acting career, we think that she needs to seek some sort of professional help. She was a nice looking girl naturally, and she needs to find herself and get over the idea of becoming someone else.