Yes folks, vampires can get plastic surgery too…or at least the people who play vampires can go under the knife. Take Ashley Greene for example, the “Twilight” star has been the subject of various plastic surgery rumors for years. Of course, not all of them are true, maybe none of them are true actually, but that’s what I’m here for ladies and gentlemen: to separate the real truth from the plastic lies…or the plastic truth from the real lies. Either way, let’s talk about Ashley’s Greene cosmetic procedures!
The “Burying The Ex” and “Random” starlet is considered by most critics to be one of the more attractive young talents in Hollywood, but the question has always come up as to whether she’s a natural beauty, or whether she’s had the help of a plastic surgeon. The two main rumors that come up about her are in regards to whether she’s had a nose job (rhinoplasty) and whether she’s had a boob job (breast augmentation). Let’s start with the nose job, which a lot of people think she had within the last few years, it reportedly thinned out her nose and made it a little more pointy. I can agree that her nose looks a little different than it did a few years back, but I’m not really on board with the idea that she’s had any sort of procedure done on it. Instead, I’m going to say that she’s just lost weight and grown into her features; same nose, just a more mature version of it. The alledged boob job pretty much falls under the same category, as we here at celebrity plastic surgery are pretty sure that her ultra-perfect breasts are more about youth than they are about any sort of breast augmentation procedure. We can admit that they sometimes look fake, but it’s from the types of bras that she wears and because she’s an in-shape girl in her twenties. So when it’s all said and done, we understand that Ashley Greene looks like she’s had plastic surgery, but we don’t think that that means that she’s actually had any work done. So folks, we’re going to say it: Ashley Greene is real! We think…don’t quote us on that.
Former World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE) Diva Ashley Massaro didn’t have the most decorated career inside the squared-circle, but she hold the distinction of being one of the more fake looking women to even jump into a WWE ring. Massaro entered pro wrestling’s biggest promotion through a “Diva Search” competition (for those of you who have lives, I don’t, and don’t watch fake-fighting, that means that she was hired because fans thought she was hot), and is actually more famous because she posed for Playboy than she is for her abilities as a wrestler. Big shock right? She posed for a nude magazine and she’s had plastic surgery! Consider me stunned folks. Anyhow, she actually might not be as fake as you think, but she’s definitely fake.Let’s get the obvious parts out of the way first: her boobs. Simply put: they don’t come like that naturally. Her breasts are huge for her frame, overly round, very shiny (that’s the implant stretching the skin), and if you’ve seen her “modeling’ spreads, you’ll know that they defy gravity like it’s nobodies business. There’s zero chance that she hasn’t had at least one breast augmentation, and I’m sure she wouldn’t deny it if asked…she might slap you for bothering her about it, but she’d probably admit that she has implants. Other than her breasts, the main rumors about Ashley would involve her having filler injections to keep her skin smooth, but I really don’t think that she’s full of Botox. Instead, I’m pretty sure that she just used to have stage make-up caked on whenever she was on television. I won’t deny that her face is a little puffy, but I’m not ready to commit to saying that she’s gone under the needle…in more ways than one. During her wrestling days, I wouldn’t be shocked if she was on some type of steroid (possibly clenbuterol to keep her ripped), whether it was oral or injectable, I can’t say. However, it’s hard to stay in the shape she stayed in without being on something, and her jaw looked a little wide towards the end of her WWE stint. Enlarged features like that are often a sign of steroid use. Oh yeah, her lips are full of Juvederm too. Almost forgot about those bad boys, they’re filled to the brim and way more puffy than just about anyone’s are naturally.Overall, she’s a pretty girl, she just looks very fake. There’s nothing wrong with it, and if her career was built on plastic surgery, then good for her for finding a way to the top. Sometimes, for some people, fake is the only way to succeed.
When we think of class, we think of royalty; it’s just how we’re conditioned. We think of king and queens, we think of princes and princesses, and how regal they all must be. However, when most people think of Zsa Zsa Gabor’s husband Prince Frederic Von Anhalt,the first thing they think about is “Does that creep have a reality show yet?”. Well folks, the man who once claimed to be the father of the late Anna Nicole Smith’s son, the man who threw a party for his sickly wife and didn’t really let her out for it, the man who isn’t an actual prince (he got the title when he was adopted…at age 36…no really), is one step closer to being a reality star, because he’s latest foray into the plastic surgery game has left him ready for an appearance on “Botched”! What did he have done? We’re not really sure, so let’s take a look…
The prince is currently all about admitting that he went under the knife, mainly because he wants to sue his plastic surgeon, but he’s not telling anyone what he meant to have done when he hopped onto the operating table. What’s very clear though, is that the result of the procedure is a man who looks like his face is melting off. When we first saw the “after” picture of the ole’ Freddy, we thought that he had a ton of botched Botox injection that caused his skin to droop all over his face and give him his sagging skin look. However, he’s claiming that the mistake was made during surgery, so we’re going with a combination botched facelift and messed up eyelid surgery (blepharoplasty) that has left the famous party-er with his unfortunate new look. He’s claiming that if the results are not reversed he’s going to take the surgeon to court, so we hope that it all gets resolved before we get stuck watching this guy weep on a witness stand. However, at his advanced age, it’s possible that he’s stuck looking the way he is…which is a bad thing.This isn’t the prince’s first dance with the plastic dragon either folks; he’s clearly had at least injections in the past. You can tell by how smooth his skin looks in some of the more recent, but still pre-surgical, photos of him. The former candidate for Governor of California isn’t our favorite person in the world, but we don’t like to see anyone get hacked like he did. We wish him the best…at least in regards to his face.
Well folks, it looks like the celebrity surgery crew of Doctors Paul Nassif and Terry Dubrow (of “Real Housewives” fame) had their first famous patient on their show “Botched”, and it’s plastic surgery legend Janice Dickinson! Known for having undergone multiple procedures during and after her modeling career, the almost sixty year old Dickinson has a plastic portfolio that includes a facelift and brow lift (they’re what gives her that “pulled back face” look), a tummy tuck (which actually went well enough that she looks pretty solid in a bikini), a ton of filler injections (Botox, Restylane, and Juvederm have kept her skin looking a little too smooth to be natural in her later years), and a breast augmentation that went well at first…but uhhhhhhh…yeah, just keep reading. So here’s the thing about boob jobs ladies and gentlemen: they have a shelf life. Not everyone realizes it, but you don’t just get your boobs done and then call it a day; they have to get re-done eventually. So with that said, it should come as no surprise to anyone that Janice’s first, but not only breast augmentation procedure, which was done in the early 1980s, was causing her chest to look pretty terrible in recent years. The subsequent surgeries that she underwent had left her silicone implants sagging severely, and her chest had a very rippled look. By her own account, she was otherwise perfect when she went to visit the good doctors. This is obviously debatable, but we can all agree that her implants were not a high mark on her plastic surgery record. The doctors aimed to fix what ailed her by putting her under for another breast augmentation, and according to Dr. Dubrow, she was the most difficult patient that he’d ever dealt with. He said that she was her breasts own worst enemy, but he and Dr. Nassif were able to combat all of the damage that other surgeons and time had done, and the results are pretty impressive. Her breasts went from an absolute horror show to pretty nice fakes, so the new surgery can be considered a success. Janice is still crazy, but her boobs look a lot better! Hey, you got to take victories anywhere you can get them. For the record, “Botched” has been getting big ratings, so expect to be seeing a lot of the celebrity doctors for the next few years. There’s no shortage of crazy rich people with bad plastic surgery, so there should be no shortage of work for the two of them.
Okay folks, so we’re back with yet another bit of plastic surgery news coming out of the Kardashian/Jenner clan (is it still a “clan” post divorce?); this time it’s young Kyle Jenner who’s making news because of her future plastic plans. In what is apparently an effort to keep up with her sister Kendall (we’ve told about her possible plastic past in the uhhh…past), the teenage reality star is reportedly ready to spend upwards of $85 thousand on cosmetic procedures after her seventeenth birthday.The work that she plans on having done will most likely include a boob job (a breast augmentation that will give her implants most likely in the C-cup to D-Cup range), a nose job (a rhinoplasty to fix her…really nice and natural nose, ugh) and some sort of chin work (perhaps she’ll have her chin shaved down because of how pretty her face is naturally…see where we’re going with this?). The various plastic surgeries will most likely be done by the top surgeons in Los Angeles, and they’ve already been approved by her mother/agent/all-around-bad-person Kris Jenner. The obviously very pretty and perfect just the way she is Kylie is said to be getting the surgery in order to “keep up” with her born-to-be-a-model sister Kendall and her born-be-mildy-attractive-but-wear-a-ton-of-makeup big sister Kim Kardashian (Kanye West’s wife has had a ton of work done in her own right). The whole thing is really unfortunate, because she’s so natural pretty already, but we’re sure the results will look good. However, unnecessary results never feel like good results to us. Some people can justify a “need” to go under the knife, but Kylie Jenner isn’t one of them. We really hope that she doesn’t follow in any of her family’s footsteps (unless she goes to the Olympics like Bruce) and decides to let it ride with her current stunning looks. She’s already been the subject of plastic surgery rumors in the past, but those were all proven wrong; she called the previous stories about her “insulting”, but these new ones seem like the real deal. We’ll keep you updated, and if her face changes, we’ll show you the new Kylie!
First off, let’s all give a big round of applause to the “copy and paste” function on the laptop used in the writing of this article, because we’re a stay of idiots who can’t spell and ”Iliza Shlesinger” isn’t the easiest name to repeatedly type. Now that we’ve all clapped at a keyboard, let’s talk about a stranger’s chest! Schlesinger became a celebrity when she won season six of the “Last Comic Standing” reality show competition thing; making her the first woman and the youngest person overall to do so. She used the fame gained from that win to become one of the few comediennes in history to be both a sex symbol and a respected funny person. She’s appeared in her undies on web shows and on Howard Stern, but has also release a successful comedy album; she’s a duel threat. The host of syndicated dating show “Excused”, Iliza has a very girl-next-door kind of thing going for her, if the girl who lives one house over from you happens to spend a lot of time in the gym. Aside from being in great shape and being a cutey, she also has gravity defying breasts that seem to never shrink despite her getting in better and better shape. Usually, when a woman starts to tone and muscle-up, her chest suffers for it, but not Iliza. This would normally be a smoking gun for breast implants. However, the above picture makes her look like a girl who just has a naturally great chest, making us question whether or not she’s had a breast augmentation…it’s not a question that takes very long to answer though. If you look at the picture below, you’ll notice that she has both the cleavage, separation between breasts, and flesh to implant differential (the spot where her real breast ends and the fake one takes over) of someone who’s had a boob job. If you look at the somewhat risque cover of her “War Paint” release, you’ll see that her chest is just too perky and rounded to be real. However, just because we can tell they’re fake doesn’t mean that her plastic surgeon didn’t do a great job, because she looks awesome. We’re here to settle a debate, not crap on a good looking and very talented lady. Sorry folks, we’ll be sure to poo-poo on a celebrity next week to make up for it, but Iliza is okay in our book!
Oh Lindsay Lohan, why can’t you just stay out of the news for a while? We don’t need to never hear of you again, but we’d like to have at least a year where you, or someone related to you aren’t showing up on our pages. It’s not that we don’t like you Lilo, it’s just that when we write about someone more than a couple of times, it starts to seem like we’re bullies, and we’re way too ugly to bully anyone else. We know, being unattractive doesn’t always stop people from picking on others (especially on the internet), but we try to have some integrity on our idiotic garbage site…stop laughing at us. Anyhow, for the more dense people in the audience, we’re clearly here today to talk about the “Canyons” star’s latest plastic surgery pursuit, and it’s a doozy. In fact, it’s a type of cosmetic procedure that we’ve never had the pleasure of writing about: Laser Freckle Removal! Yes folks, in addition to the breast augmentation we think that she once had (she jumped up a couple of cup sizes with a boob job), and the tons of filler that she’s clearly had injected in her face and lips (She’s full of more Botox, Juvederm, and Restylane than Joan River’s medicine cabinet! Zing!), she’s going to now start removing things from her skin. Sources close to the “Freaky Friday” star have said that the hard partying star has been spending a lot of time in nightclubs again, and has become irate over the presence of freckles on her face. She’s currently looking into having them removed through either bleaching (which could go terribly wrong, think of Michael Jackson) or laser procedure. We imagine that the more viable and less “if this goes wrong we’re going to have a freak show” option is the laser removal, but either one if going to make her look very different. We really hope that she doesn’t go through with it though, because plastic surgery to add stuff to yourself is one thing, but having things removed from yourself is a little bit closer to crazy.
Well this is ridiculous. Like…really…really ridiculous. Today’s article is about twenty-five year old Australian pin-up model Penny Brown, a woman who recently decided to get a boob job in order to look more like Jessica Rabbit…who is a cartoon…from the late 1980s…did we mention that she’s a cartoon? We’ve seen it before with the dude who had a ton of work done to look like Superman, and all of the people who have had plastic surgery to look like their favorite celebrities, but those were iconic characters with decades of pop culture history behind them, or real people, but going for Jessica Rabbit just seems like a bit of a stretch. Maybe we’re wrong, maybe the fact that Jessica Rabbit is a bit more obscure makes it less weird that Penny wanted to look like her…whatever, none of it isn’t weird, so the fact that she is doing this as part of an already existing career at least saves her from being creepy; good for her. Anyhow, Penny has combined her new 36 O-cup breasts, a red wig, and a winch-like corset to make herself into a fairly accurate representation of the “Who Framed Roger Rabbit?” character that made a whole lot of people question whether it was okay to think of a cartoon that way back in 1988. An admittedly obsessed fan, Brown said of the decision to become Mrs. Rabbit “I think she is incredibly sexy and there’s a real power and strength to her character. I’ve always wanted to copy that—at five I was already thinking about breast implants.”. With a quote like that, it would seem that she at least put a good amount of thought into the decision to have a breast augmentation, and she also put some work in on her own, dropping her waist down to 23 inches in order to fit into her corset. Her husband says that he’s a fan of her new look, and we imagine that she’s getting more photo shoots booked with her new implants, so as whacky as her story sounds, it would seem like it’s something of a plastic surgery success story. Good for her, we just hope that she doesn’t go overboard in her quest to become a cartoon beauty.
So this article has nothing to do with “The Fresh Prince of Bel Air”; we just want to get that out of the way as soon as possible. We know, we know, it’s upsetting to see the name “Carlton” in the headline and have the article have zeros mentions of Alfonso Ribeiro (who is only in his early forties by the way, which is shocking because he’s been on television for literally our entire lives)…which is why we’ve written the above blurb. We know that half of the people reading this (well half of the people who are reading this on purpose, since half of the total readers clicked one of our links by accident) are here because they assumed that any mention of that name would contain at least a “Silver Spoons” or a Tom Jones reference, so we’ve obliged you. Now, on to the plastic! Actually, there’s not as many fake parts on Carlton Gebbia as we’re used to talking about…jeez, why did you even read this article? One of the more recent additions to the cast of Bravo’s “The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills”, Carlton is a former model and actress who appeared mostly in erotic thrillers and Skin-A-Max fare before settling down with a super rich dude to have some kids. Awesomely for her, she and her hubby seem to have one of the better, if not strange, relationships we’ve seen from any of the housewives; she also appears to have a little less plastic surgery than her compatriots. From what we can see, she’s only really had some breast augmentations and some injections, at least recently. Her chest is clearly fake, there’s no doubt about it. Just look at the way her breasts hang, or more accurately, the way that they don’t hang. They have a very bolted-on look to them, and seem to be too big for her frame because they stick out so far on the sides. They also have the tell-tale shine of fake breasts. We figure that she probably had her first implants put in when she was younger, and then had more work done after having her children.
Her face is shockingly low on cosmetic work. Some would argue that she’s had a nose job (rhinoplasty) or a blepharoplasty (eyelid surgery) to give her her small nose and ultra-open eyes. However, she’s had these features since her younger days, and they look to be aging naturally with her, so we’re going to assume that they’re natural. She does look a little Botox-ed, since her face is a little frozen and has a Botox shine to it. It’s not really overboard though, so she’s got that going for her.
Carlton Gebbia seems a little out there, but it would appear to us that she’s aging fairly naturally. However, she seems like the type of woman who could go out and have a ton of work done at the drop of a hat, so we’ll keep an eye on her for you!